madness
Taking my talents to South Beach
i had a long, stressful week at work. not only that, but me and this chick i've been talking to got into it last night. so i woke up this morning in a "fukk everything/everyone" mindstate.
after going out last night solo and trying (unsuccessfully) to pick up girls down by the beach, i woke up with a massive erection
. i wasn't in the mood to jack off and my stock of hoes is dry at the moment so i really only had 2 options: jack off or meet with one of the girls i always hear dudes talking about on backpage
i choose the latter
started browsing and found an ad titled: Busty, Exotic & Erotic Latina!
i love Latina mamis and was immediately intrigued
i clicked on the ad and read: Hi, I'm Alicia. A Fun, Busty, Latin Hottie! 100% Real Pics!!! 100% Satisfaction!!! Come see me TODAY!!! You'll leave with a smile on your face. I have long dark hair, dark eyes, 5'2" 122lb.
the pictures included in the ad:
i'm thinking:
cute face? check
nice body? check
fat ass? check?
long hair? check
i call the number, a sexy voice answers. i ask if she's available and she says yes and texts me the address.
on my way, my conscience started fukking with me. why don't you just turn around and go home, find some porn, masturbate and go to sleep? what if this chick sets you up for the okie doke and has a gang of dudes run in and rob you blind? what if she's an undercover cop?
my raging hormones looked at my conscience like
. i continued on.
it was only a 12-15 minute drive. i pull up to a best western and texted: "downstairs." she replied: "k baby, cum up 2 rm 316." i step into the elevator, heart pounding at the prospect of either getting some new ass or getting my ass kicked and thrown in the bushes. but i'm a Scorpio and like chris rock said, "Scorpio - you're going to die fukkING"
i get to the 3rd floor. room 312 was all the way down the hall. i slowly walked down the silent hallway, cautiously approaching the room. there was a cleaning lady in one of the rooms so i figured if shyt went down she'd hear my screams for help
i walked up to the door, which was slightly ajar.
i slowly pushed it open. the room was empty, but i heard the water running in the bathroom. i peered in and lo and behold:
"Hey! I'm still washing up. I'll be out in a second baby."
she scurried out and hopped on the bed like
"So how long did you want to stay, sexy?"
i muttered something about leaving my wallet in my car and ran outta there
i think i'm good off backpages from now on brehs
after going out last night solo and trying (unsuccessfully) to pick up girls down by the beach, i woke up with a massive erection
. i wasn't in the mood to jack off and my stock of hoes is dry at the moment so i really only had 2 options: jack off or meet with one of the girls i always hear dudes talking about on backpagei choose the latter
started browsing and found an ad titled: Busty, Exotic & Erotic Latina!
i love Latina mamis and was immediately intrigued
i clicked on the ad and read: Hi, I'm Alicia. A Fun, Busty, Latin Hottie! 100% Real Pics!!! 100% Satisfaction!!! Come see me TODAY!!! You'll leave with a smile on your face. I have long dark hair, dark eyes, 5'2" 122lb.the pictures included in the ad:
i'm thinking:
cute face? check
nice body? check
fat ass? check?
long hair? check
i call the number, a sexy voice answers. i ask if she's available and she says yes and texts me the address.
on my way, my conscience started fukking with me. why don't you just turn around and go home, find some porn, masturbate and go to sleep? what if this chick sets you up for the okie doke and has a gang of dudes run in and rob you blind? what if she's an undercover cop?
my raging hormones looked at my conscience like
. i continued on.it was only a 12-15 minute drive. i pull up to a best western and texted: "downstairs." she replied: "k baby, cum up 2 rm 316." i step into the elevator, heart pounding at the prospect of either getting some new ass or getting my ass kicked and thrown in the bushes. but i'm a Scorpio and like chris rock said, "Scorpio - you're going to die fukkING"
i get to the 3rd floor. room 312 was all the way down the hall. i slowly walked down the silent hallway, cautiously approaching the room. there was a cleaning lady in one of the rooms so i figured if shyt went down she'd hear my screams for help
i walked up to the door, which was slightly ajar.i slowly pushed it open. the room was empty, but i heard the water running in the bathroom. i peered in and lo and behold:
"Hey! I'm still washing up. I'll be out in a second baby."
she scurried out and hopped on the bed like
"So how long did you want to stay, sexy?"
i muttered something about leaving my wallet in my car and ran outta there
i think i'm good off backpages from now on brehs
