"My ex was packin meat like a butcher" How u react?

[Tommy Knocks]

Ive had a girl slip and tell me. She was like "your dikk is so nice thick and perfect, anything bigger would be painful" I says "oh yea?" but I meant oh yea, like you know, OH YEA, she took it as a question lol. She's like "yea bigger hurts sooo bad, I dont even wanna have sex, I be scared and ask if I can just give head, I had to put dude on the back burner"

that's pretty much indirectly telling me she's had a baseball bat in her snatch previously.
didn't care tho, our sessions always ended up in lots of sweat and . good times.

 

[PabloEscobar]

"then ask that nikka for a steak to put over your eye bytch" POW!

 

[DreadHead P]

hit it once (if you even want it anymore after that) and leave dat hoe alone

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

throw her over the bridge

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

Why the fukk does it matter if that is her EX. she's with you now right. obviously something she like about your broke dikk ass. Yall nikkas make a mountain out a mole hill.

 

[61 Corpses]

Ive had a girl slip and tell me. She was like "your dikk is so nice thick and perfect, anything bigger would be painful" I says "oh yea?" but I meant oh yea, like you know, OH YEA, she took it as a question lol. She's like "yea bigger hurts sooo bad, I dont even wanna have sex, I be scared and ask if I can just give head, I had to put dude on the back burner"

that's pretty much indirectly telling me she's had a baseball bat in her snatch previously.
didn't care tho, our sessions always ended up in lots of sweat and . good times.

 

[Chris.B]

That's TMI to tell another guy

I like your new avi by the way

 

[Swagnificent]

The girl u seein but havent hit yet says that. Says her ex and Serge Ibaka are from the same cloth

How u react?
U feel the pressure?
Pop a Viagra pill?
Pump yo dikk the night of?
Dont give a fukk go in wit yo tiny ass dikk and cum in 2 mins and throw her in the bushes?

Some of you dudes are the biggest pussies imaginable. I know this might be hard to believe but you prolly ain't the best at everything in the world. Being content with the reality that you are most likely mediocre at most things will make life alot easier on ya'll.

If a chick pulled this I would go life ain't fair

 

[Remote]

I probably wouldn't date a woman who felt the need to even talk about that with me.
If she's even thinking about it, she's probably not over him anyway.

 

[Huellz Santana]

I was friends with this one girl, but we always had an attraction. but we were cool and went on a trip together. we had talked about smashing beforehand. but since we were cool she started telling me about how the latest dude she was dating was wack in bed and how his dikk wasn't that big. THEN she started talking about all her exes who were mandingo status THEN she started telling me how she likes the pain. how she likes it so big it hurts.



im not a small guy by any means but that convo was unattractive enough for me to be like this must be what white guys feel like in general.​

 

[flea]

I have a big penis so I wouldn't care. I wouldn't wife her though. Why would she tell me that unless she a thottie

 

[Miggs]

I tell her she corny,thats a corny ass line,i dont give a fukk about ur ex..just bend over and shut up...

 

[Crakface]

I fukk her anyway. I dont care what whores think. 9 out of ten sluts will still fukk even if they were expecting more and 9 out of ten will still cum even if their ovaries arent being scrambled. You also have chicks that want to get fukked by the time warner remote control just to brag but cant even handle your entire piece. Dont try to understand whore logic. Just try to insert and go.

 

[KinksandCoils]

Sounds like a ghetto waste of time would say that.... Throw her in the bushes

 

[Box Cutta]

We should have never allowed women to openly enjoy sex or speak on sex culture. It was the beginning of the end.