My D.F Wife finally wants to get freaky but theres a problem

[a murda]

nikka took 3 L's at one time and heainennknoit ....a gotdamn combo

whats the 3Ls

 

[Banned Account12]

whats the 3Ls

1. She brought up her ex to persuade you = L
2. She hit you with sum gay shyt = L
3. She just revealed that she wear the pants & you gay = L

 

[a murda]

1. She brought up her ex to persuade you = L
2. She hit you with sum gay shyt = L
3. She just revealed that she wear the pants & you gay = L

ill take the 1st 2 L's ..



but the 3rd L

 

[Ricky Church]

damn breh, you lost hard as fukk.

 

[How Sway?]

Women aren’t the only ones with a powerful G-spot. A guy’s prostate — the walnut-size gland under his bladder — is the ultimate magic button to push if you want to blow his mind in bed. To tantalize it, partway through oral sex or intercourse, rest two fingers against the swath of skin between his testicles and anus. “His prostate is situated above your fingers, inside his body,” says Kerner, “so by applying pressure here, you’re indirectly rubbing his G-spot.” When you sense he’s close to orgasm, rhythmically press the area (one pulse every second) until he climaxes.

A more intense form of stimulation is to place a finger in his anus. First, gauge his interest by circling his back door softly with your finger while in a missionary or side-by-side position. “If he doesn’t tell you to stop and his erection doesn’t flag, he’s likely enjoying it,” says Kerner.

 

[Tunez]

Women aren’t the only ones with a powerful G-spot. A guy’s prostate — the walnut-size gland under his bladder — is the ultimate magic button to push if you want to blow his mind in bed. To tantalize it, partway through oral sex or intercourse, rest two fingers against the swath of skin between his testicles and anus. “His prostate is situated above your fingers, inside his body,” says Kerner, “so by applying pressure here, you’re indirectly rubbing his G-spot.” When you sense he’s close to orgasm, rhythmically press the area (one pulse every second) until he climaxes.

A more intense form of stimulation is to place a finger in his anus. First, gauge his interest by circling his back door softly with your finger while in a missionary or side-by-side position. “If he doesn’t tell you to stop and his erection doesn’t flag, he’s likely enjoying it,” says Kerner.

 

[BigE214]

ill take the 1st 2 L's ..



but the 3rd L

What @Guwop really meant for the the 3rd is, her trying while giving you an ass massage



That's 3 more L's right there

1. Her trying to put her finger in ya butt = L

2. You actually enjoying an ass massage = L

3. Her shaking ya ass left to right like you dance at Magic City = L

 

[Flay Mayweather]

did u really have to post that pic

put that shyt in a spoiler

It's only chocolate breh, but ite

 

[twan83]

ill take the 1st 2 L's ..



but the 3rd L

here u go i took a L for this before cuz i went too pick up a chic for a date and she did this when she saw me i texted the wrong guy was meant for other guy

 

[a murda]

What @Guwop really meant for the the 3rd is, her trying while giving you an ass massage



That's 3 more L's right there

1. Her trying to put her finger in ya butt = L

2. You actually enjoying an ass massage = L

3. Her shaking ya ass left to right like you dance at Magic City = L

yall nikkas never had a ass massage by yo chick

 

[MBwithadream]

you might let her use the strap-on she was using on her ex, too, if you let her do that @a murda.

 

[a murda]

you might let her use the strap-on she was using on her ex, too, if you let her do that @a murda.

the hell breh

 

[MBwithadream]

so u actually tasted that nikka ass when she put her fingers in your mouth

isnt the male gspot in the ass anyway?

I'm sayin' tho....

What's up with women wanting to do this satanic act anyways? Wifey asked if she could do that too a few years ago... I'm like Even though being penetrated from the opposite sex, it's still a step towards accepting their gayness

Plus, imagine ya'll at the dinner table during Thanksgiving and you moms and pops are carving the turkey. Ya'll be pissed at each other all day, and then she goes off "well at least i'm not the gay nikka, who like fingers shoved up their ass"...

You looking like

Pops is looking like

Mom's is

And you bytch ass wife got you


Don't play yourself, breh.

You must did some nasty & your girl told.

Women aren’t the only ones with a powerful G-spot. A guy’s prostate — the walnut-size gland under his bladder — is the ultimate magic button to push if you want to blow his mind in bed. To tantalize it, partway through oral sex or intercourse, rest two fingers against the swath of skin between his testicles and anus. “His prostate is situated above your fingers, inside his body,” says Kerner, “so by applying pressure here, you’re indirectly rubbing his G-spot.” When you sense he’s close to orgasm, rhythmically press the area (one pulse every second) until he climaxes.

A more intense form of stimulation is to place a finger in his anus. First, gauge his interest by circling his back door softly with your finger while in a missionary or side-by-side position. “If he doesn’t tell you to stop and his erection doesn’t flag, he’s likely enjoying it,” says Kerner.

 

[MBwithadream]

Spoiler

you bought that life

damn you, bytch I was eating cheetos crunchy.

 

[61 Corpses]

Poor @a murda. Homie can't win with that broad