My Coworker Just Crashed Out

[maxamusa]

Her pimp sounds mad as hell

LMFAO IM HOWLING


hold this rep breh

 

[Unbothered]

Dayum, all because of a locked door .

 

[Cat piss martini]

That edible he thought was
a dud set shyt the fukk off.

 

[maxamusa]

This is why men need to masturbate before work. Takes the edge off.

realest shyt u ever wrote

 

[maxamusa]

molly is/cut with meth these days

end of an era

 

[maxamusa]

its funny people think meth is a white people drug. meth isnt even a poor people drug. people of all walks of life use that shyt. i see tweakers of all colors when i drive through town

meth is also a big sex drug. (mdma too, but meth has a different euphoria, more tactile than sensual) so if your coworker disappeared for six hours and ditched his tracker theres a good chance he's either A) a superhero, or B) he went home and rolled the bowl and did weird things to himself sexually for a few hours. im not sure if you've seen him since, but if he seems really tired and out of it next time you see him, it could be meth

meth makes people do disgusting things. i pray JBO never discovers it

it also wouldnt hurt to memorize all the exits at work and have a plan in case something happens. just sayin

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Years ago at one of my old jobs, a young black temp was let go by the agency. She walked out of the office onto the floor and said:

"Guess what? I just got fukking fired"

There was a nearby cubicle decorated with birthday balloons for someone else. She then pulled a pin or something out of her hair, walked towards the cubicle and proceeded to pop all of the balloons one by one real fast.

It sounded like 4th of July....loud af.

The entire call center was

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Are your emotions in check darling ?

Yup that's why I run the show buddy

 

[maxamusa]

Yup that's why I run the show buddy

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

The staff fills out surveys on a regular basis. My leadership score is always above 95% sir. Don't hate playa

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

So just found out this dude also did a hit and run that same day.

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

Coli nikkas heart rates always kick up a notch whenever a female poster creates a new thread

 

[Knicksman20]

So just found out this dude also did a hit and run that same day.

If it couldn't get any worse

 

[Sauce Dab]

Coli nikkas heart rates always kick up a notch whenever a female poster creates a new thread

Yep it makes for an entertaining thread tho. I still remember the Strawberry days back in the day. nikkas used to be drooling over that white girl

 

[LevelUp]

Her pimp sounds mad as hell

damn bruh