My beloveds held me down this morning

[skeetsinternal]

taking my dogs for their daily morning walk, its around 5:45. My parents backyard is weird as hell, its a lot of trees and steps everywhere. Plenty places to hide. So Im just chilling walking the dogs, all of a sudden they both stop and started growling. They got in some formation in front of me and became shih tzu attack dogs. (yes I said shih tzu) turns out it was a fukking fox lurking in the bushes, just plotting. The eldest dog the mother lunged at the fox and scared it off Omw back home the youngin the son, put in some work too cause it was a racc00n in the garage in our garbage just eating leftovers lol. Lil man knocked the garbage over and started chasing the racc00n around until it ran out the door.

never been so proud in my life. I gonna cooked them some freezer burnt bacon and chicken for dinner. Im gonna install some new lights this weekend so I wont be caught slippin again..Still I wonder...







Da fukk a fox was doing in the hood

A FOX?

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

A racc00n? Running away? From a shih tzu?

Racc00ns are usually more gully than that... I mean, being habitual line steppers is what they do.

 

[Auger]

You better be careful as most racc00ns would not actually run from a dog (a shih tzu no less)

I've seen quite a few that are bigger than most dogs and growl louder than some pits.

 

[Token]

Yeaaaa be careful breh. I got racc00ns running thru my neighborhood and them lil nigglettes ain't scared of anything. They'd come snatch the McDonalds out your hand

 

[ThaRealness]

Yeaaaa be careful breh. I got racc00ns running thru my neighborhood and them lil nigglettes ain't scared of anything. They'd come snatch the McDonalds out your hand

racc00ns are pretty much asking to get fukked up in 99% of situations.

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

they also scream. i came upon a bunch of baby foxes playing a prank on their mom, and all that mother fox did was scream.
i thought some woman was being murdered in the woods that night. i go to look and take pics of it, and i see baby foxes hiding behinds trees like and the mother was looking for them and screaming. everytime she would walk father away frm them they would follow her and hide. i was amazed.
i guess young animals have a sense of humor.
those screams disappeared into those woods that night. poor mother fox.

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

i see baby foxes hiding behinds trees like and the mother was looking for them and screaming. everytime she would walk father away frm them they would follow her and hide. i was amazed.
i guess young animals have a sense of humor.

sounds like some shyt I would have pulled as a kid