My 5 year analysis of TheColi. *Auditor Edition*
- Thread starter Antwon Mitchell
- Start date
Jean Jacket
NOPE
Nobody asked for this bullshyt.
Went from being a married petroleum engineer in NYC to now in culinary arts school
Jackass of all trades that he is.As a Petroleum Engineer we work 50hrs (sometimes 60hrs) a week, we make $185k plus bonuses in salary so it's worth it and our job isn't really that difficult, we do alot of traveling from different states making deliveries or work assignments.
No that's actually a good job, very high paying actually...y'all must work desk/office jobs
And you left out the part where his millionaire father was funding his start up venture and that the coli was hating on his Good fortune/accomplishment bc everyone is an angry loser …
BulletProof
Just a B@stard Living in a Suit
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In 2019, he talked about being in his early 20s YEARS Ago .OP is still licking his wounds from yesterday when I flame broiled his ass.
Got me feeling like @Nicole0416_718_929_646212 in this bytch and I ain’t even trying to be on that but he does it to himself.
In 2020 this nikka was 26 but now in 2023 he’s 27. nikka is constantly trying to pass judgement on us but is a whole weirdo constantly lying for no reason.
I already know this is a sub at me.
nikkas on this site including the mods can verify that I am who I say I am.
I really am that nikka who gets money, fukks hoes and will break bread with brehs.
I’ve offered to meet up with brehs several times whether it be to throw hands or just kick it.
I ain’t the same as some weirdo onlineabout my age and my abilities nor would I care about being associated with you IRL.
bytch nikka.
The math ain’t mathing for his dumbass, created a thread about auditing but his numbers don’t compute:
- [IMG alt="Mr. Goodbar"]https://www.thecoli.com/data/avatars/s/34/34533.jpg?1663081255[/IMG]
SERIOUS QUESTION: If somebody paid you $20K to break in somebody's house while they weren't home...
...possessions like paintings, jewelry, silverware etc... WOULD YOU HAV DONE IT FOR $20K? Years ago in my early 20s somebody offered me and my friend $20K cash
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———- - Then he claimed to have a wife but fast forward to 2022 and he’s asking for advice about coming out the friend zone
Bruhs and Brehettes...Mybest friend (a woman) today asked me the big question we've both been yearning for...
...after months of underlying feelings of love and tension. So I and my best friend have been friends for about a year and during our friendship, there's always been some (good) tension and feelings of love. We both “secretly” fell in love with each other but never pursued a relationship...- Mr. Goodbar
- Thread
- May 21, 2022
- girlfriendhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?questions that need answersrelationship advice
- Replies: 193
- Forum: The Locker Room
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- [IMG alt="Mr. Goodbar"]https://www.thecoli.com/data/avatars/s/34/34533.jpg?1663081255[/IMG]
Low-key...Miami sucks and is overrated
Yeah me and my wife vacationed once in Miami...it was terrible, we couldn't wait to get back home.- Mr. Goodbar
- Post #509
- Sep 8, 2019
- Forum: The Locker Room
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Me and my wife of 7yrs have never ever argued...I guess you CAN say we're THE perfect couple, that's right get ya shyt together before you talk, blubber
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Edit : I meant brother .
Bredren, ain't nobody here asked for some fukkin' 5 year audit.
Everyone may be here for different reasons, but we all know what we're here for. You know what none of us are here for? Posts that read like "Dear Diary" entries and thread starters airing out their vaginas in writing.
This nikka said: "Durr, durr... In my 5 years here durr durr... my morals are conflicted... durr durr... I'll glow up and become a CEO & stunt on y'all... durr durr."
Nobody cares. This ain't no real family. Do you and keep it pushin'.
Im here to talk shyt and look at the occasional butterface …
I’m sure that’s one of the main reasons for being here
-I don't know what I was expecting when I came in here but whatever it was...... this isn't it.
Makes sense.He’s a known habitual liar under his prior profile - he has not and never been married, he’s pushing 40 years old at least, (he hasn’t been in his 20s for at least 2 decades), he was crying about his hopelessness and inability to focus bc he was too intent on fraudulence as a lifestyle.
Dudes were gassing him up after he said that he would have his sister meet me outside to beat me up in Brooklyn 🥹- and he was following behind that white racist female poster who used to post here
None of that cac bytch’s minions had a long coli shelf life - #thepattern. Fukkin c00ncel @Mr. Goodbar trying to give life advice at 4:45am after all of his violations
Really he needs to stay gone - that con m’fer need not show his face or post his commentary on this site after this
He types like an older person trying to type like someone around my age.
I’m questioning if dude is even black at this point.
FlareBaller5
Hawkeye
NAHHHH. This one line made me damn near spit my drink out
. OP is on some quantum multiversal level mental gymnastics to rationalise that. Ol “Semi-Curious Audit of Benjamin Button” ass.I don’t give a fukk bout none of thisHe’s a known habitual liar under his prior profile - he has not and never been married, he’s pushing 40 years old at least, (he hasn’t been in his 20s for at least 2 decades), he was crying about his hopelessness and inability to focus bc he was too intent on fraudulence as a lifestyle.
Dudes were gassing him up after he said that he would have his sister meet me outside to beat me up in Brooklyn 🥹
None of that cac bytch’s minions had a long coli shelf life - #thepattern. Fukkin c00ncel @Mr. Goodbar trying to give life advice at 4:45am after all of his violations
Really he needs to stay gone - that con m’fer need not show his face or post his commentary on this site after this
enjoy it tho
You gave enough to give a fuk about this thread by commenting that you don’t give a fuk, foh.I don’t give a fukk bout none of this
You gave a fuk enough to ride with dude when it’s people who you don’t fuk with.
You give a Fuk for convenience. When all you should have done was shut up. Keep that same dyckriding energy that you had for him 3 years ago and yes the Fuk I do hold grudges.
3 years ago…. Again you old bytch I don’t give a fukk let the hurt go
Then shut the Fuk up and stop replying, fukkin emotional cosplay caping faggit. But you can’t shut up, can you? That’s how the fuk I know that you care enough to comment. So who’s the actual bytch?3 years ago…. Again you old bytch I don’t give a fukk let the hurt go
Clearly you’re the one hurt since all of your old coli friends that tried fukking with me and mines for years got summarily dismissed, ran the fuk off and deleted accounts. Now go back to minding your business and shyt that should concern you offline before you end up a victim too- my track record with your segment of dumb fuks is flawless.
Just when I thought that I was out the game- New opp on the horizon I see. Noted.
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Black Mamba
Superstar
You aren’t good mr goodbar
Tryna be all high and mighty when you asking nikkas here how to speak to women
@Burger King still owns you buddy sorry
Edit damn I was posting this based of page 1
Just read Page 2 YOU GETTING SLAMMED FROM THE THIRD ROPE nikka
OH MY GOD
Tryna be all high and mighty when you asking nikkas here how to speak to women
@Burger King still owns you buddy sorry
Edit damn I was posting this based of page 1
Just read Page 2 YOU GETTING SLAMMED FROM THE THIRD ROPE nikka
OH MY GOD
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Treblemaka
President, BYNKRadio.com (Retired)
The hit dogs is HOLLERING.
OP ain't tag nobody, but people showed up offended anyway.
OP ain't tag nobody, but people showed up offended anyway.