Murderers of Horror: Michael Meyers vs Jason Vorhees (FIRST APPERANCES ONLY)

Who wins?

  • Mike wins

    Votes: 41 66.1%
  • Jay wins

    Votes: 15 24.2%
  • Too close to call

    Votes: 5 8.1%
  • Ain't fukking wit me

    Votes: 1 1.6%

  • Total voters
    62
  • Poll closed .

Dr. Narcisse

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Michael Myers is my pick. Jason tried to kill a little kid. He’s pathetic, a big dumb oaf. Leave Dougie alone
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That wasnt Jason. That was the paramedic father of some mentally ill fat kid who had a serious chocolate bar problem who got axed for being annoying.
 

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That wasnt Jason. That was the paramedic father of some mentally ill fat kid who had a serious chocolate bar problem who got axed for being annoying.
I dont get why people hate that one, I thought it was entertaining, definitely not as bad as jason takes manhattan
 

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That wasnt Jason. That was the paramedic father of some mentally ill fat kid who had a serious chocolate bar problem who got axed for being annoying.
That’s why Mike Myers wins - too many spin offs and subplots deviating from the origin story. With the exception of Halloween 3, Mike has always been Mike for the most part. Rob Zombie repurposed him with additional background which is another win for Mike.
 

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That’s why Mike Myers wins - too many spin offs and subplots deviating from the origin story. With the exception of Halloween 3, Mike has always been Mike for the most part. Rob Zombie repurposed him with additional background which is another win for Mike.
Hold up nikka, Mike has not always been Mike for the most part

You're completely forgetting 4, 5, and 6 where he's just some tool for a cult, gets restrained and bossed around by the extras from Eyes Wide Shut :mjlol:, Beaten by a 60 year old man with a 2x4 on some Hacksaw Jim Duggan shyt :russ:, and then depending on what version you watch is defeated by arranging rocks in a certain pattern :hhh: or beaten to death by incel virgin Tommy Doyle :scust:

1, 2, 4, and H20 are the only ones in the series where he's essentially the terminator, let us also not forget Busta fukking Rhymes kicking him out a 2 story window in Resurrection :lolbron:

EDIT: Not even H20 honestly with the way Laurie beat the shyt out of him in that one
 
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Hold up nikka, Mike has not always been Mike for the most part

You're completely forgetting 4, 5, and 6 where he's just some tool for a cult, gets restrained and bossed around by the extras from Eyes Wide Shut :mjlol:, Beaten by a 60 year old man with a 2x4 on some Hacksaw Jim Duggan shyt :russ:, and then depending on what version you watch is defeated by arranging rocks in a certain pattern :hhh: or beaten to death by incel virgin Tommy Doyle :scust:

1, 2, 4, and H20 are the only ones in the series where he's essentially the terminator, let us also not forget Busta fukking Rhymes kicking him out a 2 story window in Resurrection :lolbron:

EDIT: Not even H20 honestly with the way Laurie beat the shyt out of him in that one
Stopped reading after you called me “n—a”. I’m not that - I’m a black woman, try again by saying less.
 

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-I gotta rewatch both appearances before I can cast my vote.

-I just wanted to laugh at all these posts bringing up shyt that has nothing to do with their first appearances. Dudes out here bringing up they childhood & whole career. :mjlol:

-Then dudes bringing up tactical location advantage when the location is posted.

-Did you have to edit or are did people just not read?
 
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