Long story short , Almost smashed, well I like to think I did.
She lives in the city, met her out one night, bought her drinks and partied. Fun chick, pre instagram naturally thick/chubby.
Hell, she also might have thought I was tricking and gonna pay since she could tell i knew who she was.
We got drunk, danced and she sat in my lap and laughed at my jokes
I like to think I could have closed the deal without having to go to an ATM.
I've managed to smash random strippers in my life, but was too intimidated to make that move with a P0rn chick.
Now reading this, I might have had a shot at disappointing her with mediocre back shots after the club.
