Movies that hit you with the BS

[Urahara_Kisuke]

-Return of the Jedi - Not feeling that ending with the lil furry nikkas dancing around and all that bullshyt. Not after all that greatness before that with Vader killing the Emperor to save Luke.

-IT - After all the scariness and creepiness of Pennywise, he turns into some weird ass starfish looking monster at the end that is killed by........a fukking slingshot.

-Kill Bill 2 - Her long journey to make it to Bill's location and kill him was sooo good and had me anticipating it so much. She went through so much and cut through alot of people to get to Bill. Then (to me), it was VERY anti-climatic once she finally got to him.

 

[thekingsmen]

The Dark Knight Rises.
The Prestige.

Nolan is an idiot at times.

 

[thekingsmen]

-IT - After all the scariness and creepiness of Pennywise, he turns into some weird ass starfish looking monster at the end that is killed by........a fukking slingshot.

He was a spider and if you read the book, it explains that he didn't die from that.

 

[thekingsmen]

Basic.....so everyone faked their death

Good Concept....you hated it I guess.

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Good Concept....you hated it I guess.

i still like the movie, but EVERYONE..at least 1 person could've been dead

 

[thekingsmen]

i still like the movie, but EVERYONE..at least 1 person could've been dead

Watch it again....you missed the persons who aren't part of the group.

 

[Kingshango]

The Dark Knight Rises..

Everything was alright then the last 20 minutes fukked it all the way up.

 

[MBwithadream]

When Adrien Brody fukked his pet/daughter creature thingy in Splice

Movie wasn't great, but it entertained......I just would never stick my dikk in something thats not human........I mean look at those itty bitty tittys

 

[Phantom]

Once Upon a Time in America

James Wood's character gains wealth and power by screwing his old crew. When confronted by De Niro he suddenly feels guilty so decides to off himself by jumping into a trash grinder behind a dump truck. Wtf is this shyt? De Niro's character is like goes to get stoned out of his mind.

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

Cellular was pure fukkery at every moment. I felt like a dikk in the theater watching that one. shyt had me laughing out loud the entire time..

Ohhh nooo my phone aint working and im in gridlocked traffic on the freeway...

*looks to left*

*sees cell phone store*




dont get me started on Signs tho...aliens allergic to water come to a place 3/4 water...seems legit.

 

[Milk N Cookies]

He was a spider and if you read the book, it explains that he didn't die from that.

ahh, I didn't read the book. But now I know. Thanks and was King upset that the movie's ending was different from the book?


I see they do that with a lot of his books, Hollywood does with 99% of books that are adapted into movies...

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

Spring Breakers - bytches just become james bond with the aim now and unscathed?

most night shyamalan films with his shytty pointless "shock" twists because he doesnt know how to close a film

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Iron Man 3

Spoiler

The Mandarin could have been the GOAT movie villain. That twist almost made not watch the final battle. A fukking actor?? Are you serious? That's Iron Man's arch nemesis and you make him out to be a joke?

Trailers had this Movie looking like Gawd Status but then

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Drive


I was like @ the opening sequence with him finessing the police........... then, unfortunately, the rest of the movie happened . I don't care how much artsy hipster swine loved the shyt, the movie was fukking horrible (the music was alright).


WOAT $10.50 I've ever spent, and that says alot since I make alot of small, dumb, frivolous purchases

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

Cellular was pure fukkery at every moment. I felt like a dikk in the theater watching that one. shyt had me laughing out loud the entire time..

Ohhh nooo my phone aint working and im in gridlocked traffic on the freeway...

*looks to left*

*sees cell phone store*




dont get me started on Signs tho...aliens allergic to water come to a place 3/4 water...seems legit.

Was that the one where he's on the phone. It's dying. And at the same time a guy pulls up on his phone, the calls get fuzzy and mixed up, and they literally switch callers. So then the guy jacks the other guys cellie, and continued talking as if cell phones natural just switch callers when close to another cell