Movie cliches/subplots you hate

[HHR]

I love film noir to death, but I have a hard time with any amnesia plots where the character slowly just remembers past events with little to no prompting.

 

[DaRealness]

Buildings blowing up while the person just calmy walks away in slow motion not looking back....meanwhile bricks, glass and anything else you can name is flying all over the place and they don't get hit with anything.

 

[Professor K.]

Wenchery

 

[Da Jungles]

Someone has something important to say, but they get interrupted and decide to not take the 10 seconds to just say the shyt

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

"You might want to see this."

"I can explain!"

"Its not what it looks like!"

 

[tonyclifton]

Right now it’s putting tranny or gay shyt in when it doesn’t make Any fukking sense or relate to the plot


shyts getting insane

this time next year I wouldn’t be surprised if they have tranny fakkit week for the nfl or nba

 

[Adeptus Astartes]

White saviors

Talking during gunfights

America saves the world

Fat losers with dimes

 

[MidniteJay]

White saviors

Talking during gunfights

America saves the world

Fat losers with dimes

I mentioned it in the logic thread. Talking during battle scenes. You seen this. Two rivals somehow meet each other in the field (through thousands of fighting bodies btw)and have full blown convos in the middle of all the chaos.

 

[DaRealness]

Sex scenes with the bra still on

This.

Or after bumping uglies the chick covers up her titties with the bedsheet then wraps it around her body when she gets up to get dressed. Like bytch, the dude already seen you naked while fukking, what's there to hide?

 

[Mike Nasty]

People in bed speaking face to face after they wake up in the morning.

 

[Hersh]

no cell reception?

 

[DaRealness]

The car running perfectly fine and then as soon as they're in danger and need to flee it doesn't start up.

 

[re'up]

I love a good alcoholic cop, disgrace, until he springs into action, with seemingly no hinderance from his binge drinking

Good example Bruce Willis in Striking Distance, I watched some yesterday

 

[itsyoung!!]

Hacking shyt quickly and easily

"im hacking into the mainframe, im lifting the firewall, oh shyt its encrypted, the strongest encryption ive ever seen"
"we're in"

extra cherry on top

"he knows we are in! hes deleting the files" (individually )
"hes good.............. but im better *slams enter key to save to a usb drive or something* "

 

[Mike Nasty]

"im hacking into the mainframe, im lifting the firewall, oh shyt its encrypted, the strongest encryption ive ever seen"
"we're in"

extra cherry on top

"he knows we are in! hes deleting the files" (individually )
"hes good.............. but im better *slams enter key to save to a usb drive or something* "

That was season 2 of Altered Carbon. "There's a very complicated problem, but we can try this and that and it might work"