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Flay Mayweather

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the bums at penn station be smelling like Sway Hat

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I be like damn this nikka don't smell himself
 

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my old co worker, a philipina chick. I swear, everyday after lunch it would smell like rotten fish and sweaty, matted hair. Like she had a stink bomb time release feature, you wouldn't smell anything and then around 1230/1, boom, your nose would start to bleed. on top of that, she must have smelled herself, cuz after a while she was putting that fruity/girly lotion on. let me tell you, nothing is worse than funk covered by fragrance, it smells like burnt rubber.
 

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this real big fat lady, she my baby sisters aunt, its like she couldnt wash under all them folds and just had an aroma. and when she went to the bathroom she always lefts streaks on the toliet seat. i hated going to the bathroom after her. she later died of diabetes. but she was cutting up.
 

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I don't know about "most" stank.
1. Didn't even come close to the dude. He was a cab driver, in NYC, all windows rolled down, super hot and humid weather. I was on the sidewalk and I could smell the dude as he drove by. That's a lot of air to get watered down by the time it got to me, and it was still strong. :wtf:

2. I worked with a morbidly obese woman and we had offices for two people. She was my office mate. First couple weeks was no big deal. Summer rolled around. The unwashed areas between the flab rolls fermented into this weird smell of rotted maple syrup/sausage/egg muffin/sweat smell. :scusthov:
 

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them deacons and missionaries in church, despite them having mints and strong cologne/perfume they still stick and got hot hunger breaths
 

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the bums at penn station be smelling like Sway Hat

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I be like damn this nikka don't smell himself


:dead: i found one of those hatsin a stairwell i was drinking in wit a bytch. i threw it at her and she threw up off the smell and cheap vodka i had in an old ciroc bottle :pachaha: shyt smelled like burned twat hair and vomit
 

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Its between one of my elementary school vice principals and a lady I trained when I used to work in a Winners/Homesense warehouse. The VP was a fat red faced white woman. bytch smelled like vinegar with a hint of bleach. Nose hair singeing shyt :huhldup:. The lady I trained on the other hand :whew:. She was actually pretty too. Indian lady that was a bad combination of sweaty armpits, sweaty ass, and raw p*ssy. Luckily that didnt last too long cuz some of the Jamaican women that worked in the front politely told her she needs to freshen up :usure:
 

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Indians :scusthov:. These nikkas straight smell like something unholy. I was going to nyc with the fam and had this indian cab driver, dude ride had the stench of his homeland and was burning my eyes, whole family was mad uncomfortable and almost died. To make it worst nikka gone try and play us and give us the old drive around in circles/ take the long way to our hotel :aicmon:. my mom was already hip though :youngsabo:, told dat nikka she had already pre mapped the palce with her iphone, so she know what the quickest way is, dude gonna try and lie like he wasn't gonna scheme and knew the quickest way there. I straight up told dude " shutup and drive don't be playin no games nikka":birdman: (they get scared when u use nikka :lolbron:).

During the same trip, after a week we fly to boston to go visit some relatives, I sat next to a indian nikka who also smelled like exotic do-do, im unable to sleep cause the smell keep waking me up and i couldn't breath :damn:.
Then at my college these nikkas come out of nowhere in packs, just huddle in a group of nasty smells. sat on the bus behind a indian bytch the a.c. was blowin her scent to me n shyt, plus i couldn't

move since it was full, worst time ever; don't even get me started on these nikkas when they be at the weight room, adding sweat to they already atrocious smell.
 
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