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I remember being downtown and seeing some homeless man that u could smell from a nice a lil distance...In the supermarket a lil while back, some arab or indian nikka underarms was so ripe that he was leaving lil scent trails behind him. The aisle and checkout lane smelled like his underarms when he wasn't even in the store anymore :gag:
 

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Mine was a fine ass white girl :wtf:

She worked with me at Marshall Fields. Straight up TOP SHELF white blonde girl, and had that lil swagger to her like she used to nikkas lettin off in her on the regular.

She was so right :ohlawd:

Then one day :comeon:

We work the same shift, she at Nautica, I'm at Polo, she come over to shoot some shyt. I go up to her on some "Gotdamn, it's gonna be a good night at my job :lolbron:" , then that bytch hugged me and hit me with that stank ass breath :damn:

I swear to GAWD, nikkas, I treated that hoe moving forward like I found a dikk on her :scusthov:
 

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I swear to GAWD, nikkas, I treated that hoe moving forward like I found a dikk on her :scusthov:

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There's a guy that comes into a club I work at that is nice as fukk but damn I can smell this dude coming before I see him. He'll hug on bytches and I sit back :scusthov: hoping one has the heart to tell him.
 

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I think nothing walking this earth can compare to the smell of a dead body in the summertime.

:huhldup:

I'll never forget that scent :scusthov: Pure hot stank with a slight note of something sweet and an undertone of shyt.
 

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I think nothing walking this earth can compare to the smell of a dead body in the summertime.

:huhldup:

I'll never forget that scent :scusthov: Pure hot stank with a slight note of something sweet and an undertone of shyt.


:heh: I don't think dead people count, Knightly.

:huhldup: that greasy smell that tickles your sinuses and coats the back of your throat....
 

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This nikka named James back in the 10th grade smelt like assss. Worst part I sat next to him so for the first few days I was like :wtf: is that me?!

Once the teacher walked by us and covered her nose and in the inside im like :sadcam: cuz I didn't want my classmates to think I smell.

One day he got early dismissal and everyone started talkin about how he smells bad :blessed: they were like how do you sit next to him?

:whew: never have the rep of the stank kid in class.
 

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This nikka named James back in the 10th grade smelt like assss. Worst part I sat next to him so for the first few days I was like :wtf: is that me?!

Once the teacher walked by us and covered her nose and in the inside im like :sadcam: cuz I didn't want my classmates to think I smell.

One day he got early dismissal and everyone started talkin about how he smells bad :blessed: they were like how do you sit next to him?

:whew: never have the rep of the stank kid in class.
:gag:

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I can't pinpoint a single source, but it's usually one of the following:

folks who plow through packs of smokes w/o hygiene...:wow:
guys/gals who wear HEAVY cologne/perfume and leave trails of scent (AKA "down-wind")...:troll:
some guys/mostly girls who wear sour cologne/perfume, which smells like covering up a recent #2 with weak antibacterial...:what:

The rest got that musty, non-toiletry using smell. Reminds me of a tour-guide at Niagara Falls on the elevator. He let his quote slip out to our group when another group was entering (culture didn't allow for scented products): "someone break out the Lysol"...:damn::bryan:
 

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I went hiking this past weekend and we passed a family of three on the trail with their dog. They looked and smelled as if they lived in the woods. The son looked about 5 or 6 years old and he was barefoot! Between the unclean clothes, dirty long hair, and lack of shoes, I could barely hide my disgust.
 

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This nikka named James back in the 10th grade smelt like assss. Worst part I sat next to him so for the first few days I was like :wtf: is that me?!

Once the teacher walked by us and covered her nose and in the inside im like :sadcam: cuz I didn't want my classmates to think I smell.

One day he got early dismissal and everyone started talkin about how he smells bad :blessed: they were like how do you sit next to him?

:whew: never have the rep of the stank kid in class.

Reminds me of this one kid named Franklin in the 3rd grade that shytted on himself. Dude was allergic to chocolate and one day had the lunchables that came with the chocolate for lunch. WE go back to class and :scusthov:. He asked the teacher to use the bathroom, and when he walked to him to get the pass, the teacher did a double-take called him back as he was walking away and gave him a pass to go to the nurse :dead:.

That fat-ass nikka mooned me at recess one time too, just an all around nasty nikka :scusthov:
 

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Also my homies dog whenever he takes him out for a walk and brings him back into the crib
 
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