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Brandon M.

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Random: I'm gonna hire **** to pretend it's me and Kswizzle won't know until it's too late.
stop it slime. imma bump into u at caribana next summer ,mad randomly and ur gonna fall for me. thats just how it happens. i got witty charm, lady
 

Brandon M.

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my girl's cousin thought i was drunk one night but i was faking it . and she tried to fukk me. I never told my girl that shyt . I dont wanna fukk their family up so i told the cousin to chill the fukk out.she has since listened and got herself a man
 

Desirous

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aye, if it happens it happens. but if i ever bump into u , its happening. and the greatest thing about it is u have no clue what i look like.
It's not happening cause you have a cocky attitude and I don't usually go for that, but we can be friends!! :handshake:
 

Brandon M.

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i got so many stories .when i was a kid i sold drugs and never got caught.i had access to drugs, guns, and i was just a kid. the police would run down on us but never search me cause i played the role of innocent kid playing with a basketball.
 

Brandon M.

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It's not happening cause you have a cocky attitude and I don't usually go for that, but we can be friends!! :handshake:
im humbly cocky Think about that for a second okay humbly cocky.. i never put people down I always uplift. Im comfortable with my insecurities as a man and people gravitate towards the person that keeps it 100. ....i always say to people i dont know if i would be this same person if i wasnt a good looking person. One person was trying to make a point to me one day like , what happens if ur face got burned in a fire , then what would I do. I think id turn into a mute and never speak again. We're all blessed with things we should take pride in . I take pride in my looks and personality. I dont have any talents. i cant sing , i cant draw, i cant play an instrument but id be damned if a room doesn't light up with smiles because of the positive energy i bring in with me.
 

Brandon M.

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when i was like 14 i got stealing from the corner store. that was the biggest embarrassment of my life. I learned my lesson and never stole a thing in life since. I found a fukking samsung note 3 the other day and called and called till i found out who the owner was and drove it to his house.

I made a mistake , but the lady in the corner store didnt call the police or tell my mom. she gave me a 2nd chance . We became so cool afterwards. that was a big mistake that i always hold close to me and never told anyone.
 

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I don't want to interact with 99% of the people in the world. I don't even want to say hi to people because they'd try to say hi or talk to me in the future. When shyt pops off, i've helped people a lot but afterwards all i can think of is now they're going to want to talk to me when they see me :wow:
 

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I got caught stealing whip cream from the corner store. I got away with it before but this time I lingered for about 9 minutes like a retard. What can I say, I like Whip Cream :yeshrug:
 

QuintessentialBM

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Number of times I've passed on sex in my lifetime: 3
Number of times I couldn't close the deal on sex: 2
Actual Body Count: 1

@Desirous If I lived in Toronto.... You would be my woman.... Maybe more if you played your cards right.....

Note: Last time you'll catch QuintessentialBM openly desiring a female on Coli.... Enjoy it, Brehs.....
 
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