Most :duck: shxt u ever told a female to get in them draws?

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"I'll only put the tip in". After two mini strokes gave her two strong full strokes and continued to fukk like we never talked about it in the first place.

Classic lie

and these broads still believe it. they just need the excuse
 

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Sparking blunts in the shade.
I don't know why, but once, I pretended to be from London, for over half an hour. I had the accent going, and I answered questions, I didn't know the real answer to. I can't remember exactly what made her lose it, and start laughing uncontrollably, but turns out she knew I was lying the whole time, because she's there several times a year(and my accent sucked apparently). Mission was still accomplished, though.

"You're a special kind of lying scumbag, huh?"
I can't deny that, I'll leave you alone.
"I didn't say I wanted you to leave me alone"
:ohhh::gladbron::banderas:

We're friends to this day, and whenever we talk she still calls me Idris.
 

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Told em im a f15 pilot

Was at this spot called Gauva n cypress told a broad i played ball overseas n she was goin

In dallas i forget the club name but i was out for a friends bachlor party asain broad called me to the bar told her i played ball n ohio n i was leaving soon hit it the next day
 
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