Most :duck: shxt u ever told a female to get in them draws?

[LucaBrasi]

Let's be real all brews have in one time or another told a to get that box

I remember a while back at this graduation BBQ with my nicca and a bunch of asian females

So me and my boy are makkin on these two cute lil koreans when one of them Ashley tells me.

"U look like u do music " She looked so excited when she said that I couldn't let go of that opportunity brehs I had to come up with something

So I tell her "Yeah, I write rap music... for other artist "

She was so ecstatic breh I could hear the sound of her juices flowin I swear them draws was basically mine

Long story short I made up this huge about ghost writing for Snoop Dogg for past 4 years which led me to smash my first asian


Share your stories brehs

 

[RicanFury]

had on a dipset shirt hanging out in hells kitchen.

"you part of dipset papi?" some nice fit black shorty asked me.

"yea ma, im the studio muscle they up the block eating."

"word? how you get a job like that?"

"lets go to your place we can talk more bout it, dont want to tell too much out here in case them ppls listening you smell me?"

"we out"


....my 2nd same day pickup same day smash in the street due to dipset shirt i had on wit some shades. that top was banging.

 

[MoeDollaZ$]

I told this mexican chick i was 25 percent mexican. I told her my moms half mexican(she jus light skin) thats why my hairs wavey

 

[Ricky Church]

"I'm single"

or

"I love u"

 

[HoloGraphic]

Told this chick I was talking to for a few months that I would date her. It was her birthday.

I also stole some of her clothes and gave them to some random chick I met in the hotel bar. Damn that was a good night for me.

 

[Boolean]

I'm a virgin too

 

[BlvdBrawler]

"I broke up with her..."

 

[LucaBrasi]

some of these are some shxt

We all sinners breh keep sharing

 

[Silkk]

"Yea, thats $160"

 

[bangedher_wholesquad]

chick was givin me a handjob while i was finger fukking her. she told me she'd get my dikk wet if i promised to take it further in the relatonship.

i took it further by skeetin in that throat needless to say. bytch trying to ruin my life. and she got kids and lives with her baby daddy

 

[ltheghost]

"I'll only put the tip in". After two mini strokes gave her two strong full strokes and continued to fukk like we never talked about it in the first place.

 

[LucaBrasi]

chick was givin me a handjob while i was finger fukking her. she told me she'd get my dikk wet if i promised to take it further in the relatonship.

i took it further by skeetin in that throat needless to say. bytch trying to ruin my life. and she got kids and lives with her baby daddy

Damn nikka

U must've been a desperate breh at the time

 

[LucaBrasi]

"I'll only put the tip in". After two mini strokes gave her two strong full strokes and continued to fukk like we never talked about it in the first place.

The classic

 

[bangedher_wholesquad]

Damn nikka

U must've been a desperate breh at the time

she said she wouldn't suck it unless i said what she wanted. so i did. don't mean i gotta live up to it

 

[Robo Squirrel]

I told a chick I was an astronaut. That only worked once though.