Most Badass One-Liners From Shows/Movies?

[ThumpDaddy]

The entire "Commando" Dialogue. Nothing but One-Liners in that!!!!! Every other line was a One-Liner!!!

 

[Achille]

 

[Spaceman Piff]

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

 

[HHR]

DAMN! He ain't gon be in Rush Hour 3

 

[Mr. Negative]

 

[Bomberman]

shyt was cold.

 

[HoloGraphic]

This whole movie is full of quotables

"But Black Dynamite! I sell drugs in the community!!"

 

[MartyMcFly]

We have a winner. One of my fav lines on the show

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

We have a winner. One of my fav lines on the show

 

[Food Mane]

Not from a movie or tv show, but Walter Mosely wrote one of the coldest lines ever in Fear of the Dark (I think)

To set it up, Van is a stone cold killer and Paris is pretty terry cloth and they are riding around with a body in the trunk in LA in the 50s

"What's wrong Paris?" Van asked after my body went through a fairly pronounced spasm.

"Worried about the cops stopping us. It's late. They might grab us just for driving."

"That ain't our problem, man," the killer said. "It's their widows and fatherless children got to worry 'bout them."

 

[KravenMorehead™]

"And I thought insurance salesmen were pushy!!!" - Michelangelo

 

[ThumpDaddy]

 

[One4Deuce]

Watch the whole scene, but "Because fukk him, that's why." Is honestly one of my all-time favorite moments in movies.

 

[BXKingPin82]

"fukk YO COUCH nikka!!!!"