Monkey riding a bike almost kidnaps a little girl

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Everyone is talking about the baby, meanwhile I'm dumbfounded how a monkey was not only riding a mini motorcycle, but how does one even get it? :mindblown:

did it buy it? did it practice and take lessons how to ride it? :mindblown:

was it going to leave its bike there, then come back for it later? :mindblown:

where was it headed before it spotted the baby? work? :mindblown:

so many questions.
 
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It's from Indonesia

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This looks like some shyt out of a horror film
 

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Fukk you thought it was?
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Everyone is talking about the baby, meanwhile I'm dumbfounded how a monkey was not only riding a mini motorcycle, but how does one even get it? :mindblown:

did it buy it? did it practice and take lessons how to ride it? :mindblown:

was it going to leave its bike there, then come back for it later? :mindblown:

where was it headed before it spotted the baby? work? :mindblown:

so many questions.
lol, but if you look close, the little bike and monkey have a leash, or long wire hooked to em'.
 

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Someone should’ve shot that mf. I understand, however, that a gun might not always be readily available in communities such as this- so go find a f*cking baseball bat a crowbar a machete SOMETHING! ANYTHING is better than standing around recording waiting for the monkey to decide what it wants to do to the baby.
 
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