in Kayfabe, Owens weighs a pound more than New Era Roman Reigns.
Logically... how? Muscle weighs more than fat, Roman has him by at least a couple inches in height and a very different build insofar as carrying weight.
What I'm saying is... fukk this company

RAW is the worst show they televise and it isn't even remotely close. I'm only here for the Hurt Business, Underground, and so I don't get fined. Literally more hyped about Kyle O'-fukking-Reilly getting a title shot on NXT than I have been in the entire summation of Drew's title run. Who could possibly give a fukk?
And to make it worse, they buried Dabba-Kato for the sake of Strowman, so even Underground is hurt now and if they don't have a good little segment tonight, I think I'm just gonna be fully out on RAW and just watch youtube highlights of Lashley'n'em. If it's not the show making no sense, then it's the show being bad, or it's both

Bet FOX is happy they got Smackdown instead,