Monday Night Raw 4/6/20: Post Emptymania

[raw613]

Did someone randomly remember Crews has potential? Glad he's getting to show as much as he is, just didn't expect that

 

[NYChase718]

Apollo getting more screen time tonight than the last year combined

3 hours of the jobbers from WWE main Event having iron man matches weekly

 

[Novembruh]

and on the women's side there's Bianca, Sasha, Naomi and Ember when she can stay healthy

You my nikka, but bruh... ain't gonna be no riding for Ember Moon in this climate right now. Nah. I'd rather ride for Mia Yim; she half black, with a black man, and is the one naming moves for Wu Tang songs while her man out here tryna catch the new hotness on Crunchyroll. Ember just over here with bad weaves, shyt contacts and with a man who calls himself King of the Black Women? Pssssssssssssh. Ember is the Apollo Crews of the women's division, cuh. We all thought there'd be something, and then... well. There wasn't. She's there to be Alexa's token black friend so Bliss can listen to gangsta rap ironically in her Scion without being forced to feel any existential awareness.

 

[TOAD99]

Damn Crews looking better than Lashley

never seen crews on my tv for so long

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

 

[2CT]

You my nikka, but bruh... ain't gonna be no riding for Ember Moon in this climate right now. Nah. I'd rather ride for Mia Yim; she half black, with a black man, and is the one naming moves for Wu Tang songs while her man out here tryna catch the new hotness on Crunchyroll. Ember just over here with bad weaves, shyt contacts and with a man who calls himself King of the Black Women? Pssssssssssssh. Ember is the Apollo Crews of the women's division, cuh. We all thought there'd be something, and then... well. There wasn't. She's there to be Alexa's token black friend so Bliss can listen to gangsta rap ironically in her Scion without being forced to feel any existential awareness.

breh i ain't worried about who any of these hoes are dating cause it ain't me i'm talking strictly in-ring talent

and Ember can actually go in the ring she ain't no slouch in there at all

 

[Lucha Vandross]

This is a good ass match brehs

 

[The Special Man]

Kofi Kingston, Big E, Xavier Woods, Sasha Banks and Naomi

Keith Lee and Velveteen Dream in NXT.

The New Day, Keith Lee, Velveteen Dream, Lio Rush

I already know about New Day cause my nieces are big fans


But Keith Lee looks legit, why he ain’t world champion?



Also like Lio Rush too dude carries himself well, seem like he was better with Bobby Lashley



But uh Velveteen Dream though......

 

[ball15life]

This counts as his WM moment.

IDGAF

 

[Novembruh]

My stream died. I went on a rant in comments. I minded my business. I took another cartridge hit. I refreshed.

Why is this match still happening?

Bruh.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Apollo is shining. For one night it's good to see. Hope he opens up some eyes.

 

[g-ice]

This man even performed a Superplex on a man who constantly squashes motherfukkers.

What the fukk is going on?

Are we living in Bray's Fire Fly Fun House head atm brehs?

 

[DaylitoJames]

They finna come back from commercial talking about Apollo tapped out...

That would only happen if Zack Sabre Jr. was involved

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

Apollo getting that Buddy Murphy time

 

[NoMorePie]

The commentary table changed positions