Monday Night Raw 3/30/20: Wash your hands....and don't sneeze

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Maybe they'll do more promos backstage and less in the ring, going forward.

Or at least have a better idea of when to do one versus the other.

they should have been moved away from having everyone cut in ring promos, they got lazy in the way they did things. Hopefully this will force them to think of some better ideas. The fiend would not work in front of a live crowd.
 

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Taker ether'd AJ in this promo, Michelle ain't ever break no ones neck with the Styles Clash :sas2: Best promo he's cut in a minute.

Theory's dumb ass completing missing catching Tez :martin: kid is garbage.

You can tell Edge missed this shyt bad, he's been on fire with the promos and he definitely has a point. Randy has had a fire lit under him since this started.
 

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Unholy Trinity, huh?

I mean. In this world of fukkery, why not: bring Damian Priest and Aleister Black out with Taker as his Unholy Trinity (himself included), let him give the rub to some young blood on his way out the door. Priest fits the asthetic a bit too well, though - danger of saddling him with the 'new Taker' thing if they literally put him with the old man. Which does not concern me in the fukking least, I'm here for the fukkery and that would be hilarious.

Got us sat here hoping for the New Nation and then Vince drops the New Ministry outta nowhere. shyt would be hilarious. Transition Taker into a manager role like Jake and Arn, but with a mystique of not wanting to fukk with him lest he put on the gloves himself - and no one wants to run the fade with Mean Mark. Michael Cole says he's the best pure striker in the WWE, and that guy knows things :lolbron:

But really, this era of the world is wild, and I'm with anything that manages to be more ridiculous than turning on the fukking news at this point.

Give me fukkery-Mania.
I hope Charlotte wins the NXT title and then Bianca beats her - clean - for it in a Full Sail 20+ minute prestige NXT match at Full Sail in front of a crowd that will make it matter.
I hope Tamina wins the women's title. Those defenses would be hilarious.
I hope Otis/Ziggler ends in a double count-out when they both abandon the match when Sonia pops up on the tron and has successfully stolen Mandy from them both.
Have Drew McIntyre hit a Claymore on Heyman and end his on-screen role so he can just manage the show for Brock's usual few months off post-Mania.

Go further.
Do dumber.
Now's the time, Vince.
Now. Is. The. Time.
 

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Chuck's disembodied leg coming out of nowhere in an empty parking lot in broad daylight to sneak attack Rhea was hilarious. :russ:

And if they don't remove Austin Theory from that tag match and slot someone else in for him after how he tried to kill Montez then something is really wrong.
I mean just say that Zelina was behind them masked dudes tossing Raul Mendoza into the back of that van (did they ever do anything with that angle?) and make him Garza's partner.
 
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