Psst. Bob. Bob, come here a second. Not the person, I need to holla at Bobert Lashley; the character.
Bigamy is a crime and you admitted your intent to commit it on national TV. You just got out of jail for shoulder-checking a cop, cuh. And somehow they let you travel to another state while awaiting your hearing.
Don't... don't do that. Stahp. No bottle-blond is worth that.
Ok. Most bottle-blonds aren't worth that. Scarlett has red hair again, so it's pretty much zero.