Monday Night Raw (12-30-19): A Ravishing Marriage

[R=G]

What dumb segment took that long and had no stars or anything redeeming?

Multitude of Cripple H segments
Stephanie promos
Big Show crying segments
Katie Vick
Suffering succotash promo

 

[dh86]

Lilke 80% of India has no access to the internet. But yeah basically the truth.

20% of India’s population is 250 million.

 

[CBoz]

20% of India’s population is 250 million.

Yeah just saying because they are banning the internet over there.

 

[Reality Check]

Funny thing is this was an actual payoff to a storyline that made sense if you follow Being The Elite. It wasn't done just for Vince McMahon to have a laugh.

Worse than Triple H in a Kane mask getting into a coffin to simulate sex with a dead body including a line about fukking their brains out.

It's one thing to shyt all over the segment for being bad, but saying it's worse than a necrophilia skit is a Skip Bayless-level terrible take.

 

[RammerJammer]

What dumb segment took that long and had no stars or anything redeeming?

Alexa Bliss this is your life segment
Old Day

 

[EarlyEarly]

I guarantee you if a dude came out and said he was Lashley's first husband twitter would be giving a standing ovation though

 

[dh86]

Alexa Bliss this is your life segment
Old Day

At least they built up championship matches (poorly) and didn’t last 35 mins. Unless Lana-Liv is a “match” anyone will watch

 

[dh86]

Multitude of Cripple H segments
Stephanie promos
Big Show crying segments
Katie Vick
Suffering succotash promo

This reminded me of when TNA main evented with a Sarah Palin impersonator even that didn't take 35 mins

 

[RammerJammer]

This reminded me of when TNA main evented with a Sarah Palin impersonator even that didn't take 35 mins

Speaking of politics

Trump vs Rosie O’Donnell was so bad that fans were chanting TNA loudly.

 

[Playaz Eyez]

That This Is Your Life segment was probably one of the biggest character assassinations ever. Bayley should’ve turned heel right then instead of finally pulling the trigger on it earlier this year

 

[RammerJammer]

The video got over 1 million views in 12 hours

 

[Larry]

You do know those YouTube hits are men from countries like India looking for titties right?

All I’m saying is a day later and people are talking about one thing from that show, and it isn’t how great the arm drags were in Buddy Murphy match

 

[RammerJammer]

I think Rusev and Liv are together in this storyline

 

[The G.O.D II]

This is trending on YouTube. How do y’all nikkas still watch three hours of this garbage weekly?

 

[DoubleJ13]

"They ruined Liv's career." Like what the fukk was Liv doing before this?

What they expect? Liv to beat Charlotte's ass in 3 minutes? They don't even know her finishing move foh

For no reason at all somehow people were convinced that she was going to be Sister Abigail hanging out with Bray.

That's how wrestling works now. People come up with some fantasy booking, put it out into the world through the internet, other people start thinking about it/buying in, & then they get mad when that isn't what happens even if it was never even hinted at