Monday Night Raw 12/17/18: Shaking it up

[Kevin_Nash]

The WWE is going to die...AND I'M GONNA INJECT THE POISON...AGAIN! :vinsanity:

*sees 37 missed calls and voicemails from Hunter and Vince about coming back*

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Watches the previous two months worth of RAW

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Goes to pack my bag to return to the WWE

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Discovers bottle of 50 cent Yellowtail Red Blend from 2005

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Rewatches those RAWs

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Looks back at 13 year old 50 cent Yellowtail Red Blend

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Texts Hunter about Quads being sore

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Downs a full bottle of 13 year old, 50 cent Yellowtail Red Blend to rid myself the memory of watching 2 months worth of Monday Night Raw

 

[Thebadguy]

 

[Bonefan32]

Hopefully the show starts with Vince walking over to the booth then smacks graves before firing love on TV, then he sees Renee smiling about it and fires her too

 

[HoldThisL]

This thread is lacking Vince jokes for tonight . Need more Vince jokes

 

[Bonefan32]

Or maybe Vince is Jason Jordan's real father not angle

 

[The_Unchosen_One]

Hearing we getting a draft...

Gotta make raw strong dammit!!!!!

 

[The_Unchosen_One]

I'm bout to call Mean Gene on the 1-800 Hotline to get the early scoop on why Vince is coming to Raw tonight. My guess is that he's announcing the next Crown Jewel ppv in Saudi Arabia and he's gonna have Becky Lynch on the card because technically she's a "man"...

 

[Tres Leches]

Right when smack down was gonna pass raw in the ratings they need to shake things up huh

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

I guess I'll watch tonight. My neighbor's house caught on fire, and the firefighters got my neighborhood blocked off so I can't leave. Luckily no one was inside when the fire happened

 

[Tres Leches]

Just fire mitchell cole that will immediately help the ratings

 

[DaylitoJames]

DAMN the hotline doesn't work anymore.... fukk my life

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Same shyt happens every year. SDL is a better show. Then Coke purges it and throws all the talent on RAW. Then RAW creative fukks it up. Then SDL somehow recovers. Rinse and repeat

 

[The_Unchosen_One]

They gonna reinstate Angle as GM

Move Smackdown stars to RAW

Make 2 championship matches for the night

bet

Gonna strip Brock of the Universal Title, give it to a more deserving and fighting champion

Then he's gonna set up a ceremony where he marries Steph so he can be more like his buddy Trump




Next up is Smackdown, "well... we are moving them to Fridays... so they're dead anyways"

 

[2CT]

I guess I'll watch tonight. My neighbor's house caught on fire, and the firefighters got my neighborhood blocked off so I can't leave. Luckily no one was inside when the fire happened

#NoWatchGang burning peoples houses down now to stop em from watching it's deeper than wrestling

 

[The_Unchosen_One]

#NoWatchGang burning peoples houses down now to stop em from watching it's deeper than wrestling

No watch anything gang