soon as I wake up
Bust nuts so good watchin porn, I didnt delete the search history
I was drunk n stepped on this dudes shoe in the mall. He was frail and i could tell he didnt have a weapon. I was too brolic and trained in brazillian jiujitsu for him to even come close to being able to fukk with me so i just looked at him like as he tried to face fight me. I then proceeded to stare directly into his girls cleavage and then look at him like . I walked past them and he was eye following me still furious. I wasnt done so i back at his girls ass. I shook my head and looked at him in disgust when i saw how flat his girls ass was. He didnt do shyt.
I threw a burrito in my co-workers face for snitching to the Principal at the school I worked at. Then I cussed everybody out and threw my keys down the hallway and told the principal to pick them up cause I quit. Came back the next day and no one said a word to me about it and I worked there 3 more years.
You didn't feel awkward working there after that?
No cause I didn't give a fukk and also the teacher that actually ran the classroom told the Principal he wasn't having it. The guy that snitched just didn't like taking orders from a 21 year old black guy. I was pretty much in charge whenever the teacher was in meetings or out sick.
Another time I didn't give a fukk was when we had this nice looking sub working with us and she was flirting with me while he was trying to flirt with her. So I told her my feet hurt and she offered to massage them right there in the classroom while the students took a nap (I worked in a special education class). He saw that and went crazy yelling "Why don't y'all just start fukking already?!?!". We didn't........until later that night