Secure the bag Logan
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Model plans to marry her dog after giving up on men following 220 failed dates
- Thread starter Doobie Doo
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Not even a simp wanted her
Oh plenty of simps would be happy to settle down with her. She's just another Western woman with unrealistic and contradictory (thug/simp who treats me like a princess) standards.
All Women Are Queens
Superstar
I side-eye any woman who refers to herself as a dog-mom.
Drip Bayless
Superstar
Former model
Reaching like a mf with that clickbait
Reaching like a mf with that clickbait
Diondon
Thanks to the lawyers uh, I marbled the foyer
Minus well, she been fukking it 
Lord_nikon
Veteran
True true true
SHE wants to get married...the dog just wants to be a pet dog...
The Crazy thing is knowing woman, she probably dated 220 of the same "type" of dude. So it might be that she's just incompatible with her type.
Woman are the type that date nothing but blue collar white guys that like to hunt. Only to give up on dating because she can't find a man who shares her views on gun controll.
Woman like Khloe Kardashian be like why does every man i date cheat on me? maybe because all the men you fukk with have groupies?
I'm loyal to my girl as an accountant, but If i had a dozen women trying to suck my dikk everytime i posted to the general ledger, i might falter to weakness one day.
Solo ✧✦✧
King of the eXoticals. "FIRsT and LAst wARNiNg"
The dog expression and the way he's dressed up :JORDANLOL2:
In dog years they're around the same age, dogs are known for being loyal, obedient and he's probably fine with being the backup option :willhmmm:
In dog years they're around the same age, dogs are known for being loyal, obedient and he's probably fine with being the backup option :willhmmm:
CreepyMcCreeperson
Veteran
At her age, and her looks, the problem is her, not the men.
She probably has a whole case of Skippy for the honeymoon
What does she do if the dog decides to divorce her?
SnowflakesByTheOZ
Sorry, that's another B
Get Married Dogreh