:mjpls: can make anything sound :mjpls: ish

[Mandarin Duck]

ive said it before:

Ok white man, don't worry.
You'll get your credit for it first

 

[horizon]

thecoli.com

 

[Another Man]

I only watch college basketball. They play real basketball, not that fancy, flashy stuff those uppity millionaires in the NBA play.

These boys out here have nothing on great players like Larry Bird

 

[GodinDaFlesh]

These boys out here have nothing on great players like Larry Bird

The greatest of all time next to Pistol Pete and John Stockton.

 

[MalikX]

I have good credit

You and your brother don't have the same dad?

You still hang out with them?

Where'd you go to school again?

 

[onelastdeath]

"Hello, 911? I'd like to report a suspicious looking man at my golf course."

Cop: What does he look like ?

Civilian: He is green, with a tail, and 4 legs

Cop: anything else?

Civilian: He is 11 feet from head to tail

Cop: anything else?

Civilian: he has a lot of teeth

Cop: anything more specific ma'am?

Civilian: he is wearing a bandana

Cop: So he is a gangster crip black man?

Civilian: yes, exactly

Spoiler

 

[Barnett114]

I don't know officer

 

[julesocean]

You people always stealing from others and acting like it was your's to begin with.

I can smell the bullshyt from a mile away. Rehashing old threads.

How long you had that gas mask on for?

 

[Silkk]

 

[Another Man]

I dont care for any of em
Especially rappers

 

[SadimirPutin]

Good morning for a civillized breakfast.............egg whites and a kale smoothie

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

you got games on your phone?

 

[SadimirPutin]

you got games on your phone?

no but I do have Kindle and NPR

 

[Colin X]

ive said it before:

there is not a sentence on earth that you cant put that smilie behind

So, you've said it before?

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

no but I do have Kindle and NPR

all work no play huh?