:mjlol: The game will never be same

Mac Casper

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I can actually get you the best deals on these if you're interested. PM me if you're seriously interested
 

Ice Cold

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:deadrose: thread is absolutely disgusting
:mjlol: at dude hacking up the fake poon and tossing it in a dumpster
 

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real talk, i would put it between my mattress or lay it n the bed :skip: yes, of course you need lube; its rubber, not true to life, self lubricating, sugar walls.



i used it daily for about a month before the shame forced me to discard it.
one day you won't have to hide your shame fukkin fake booties between the mattress with the laptop on the bed watching back shot scenes.

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The promised land cometh
 

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That moment when your girl comes home & hears backshots coming from the bedroom so she ups the phone & presses record ready to catch you cheating so she can upload it to Worldstar only to find you putting the pound game down on a silicone @$$. :dwillhuh:You better be the "Boyfriend Of The Day" 365 times a year or you'll be the next contestant on that WorldStar screen.:sadbron::noah:
 

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if real p*ssy is a 10, and your hand is a 1--its about a 5. feels decent as first, but theres no snap back or tightening like real vagina. plus the material gets worn out after awhile.

Damn.. Sounds like a real vagina
 

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:francis:Got some time before Valentines day. Might need to put one on order and buy some scented candles.
 

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:what:



Anyway, nikkas got to feel like idiots after bussing in one of those, like wtf are you doing with life?

Better than getting curved, fake numbers and time wasted on chicks that owe you sex. Gonna wait until they make a full body one.


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