:mjlol: people on Twitter trying to convince us the last jedi was good and the best star wars movie

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TLJ has the three worst scenes in Star Wars franchise history...



Followed by this stupidity that threatened to uproot the entire saga...



And glorious character assassination...



bu bu bu bu but the cinematography...

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Luke drinking the blue milk makes sense he was a farmer I always thought that was funny b you missed this absolute worst scene in LJ


But, this shyt right was so wack he literally tries to murder his nephew stops half way and completely ruins Luke's character as the one who beat the temption of the dark side.
 
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If this were poker, this would be the equivalent of raising with a 2-7 offsuit breh...:heh:

The Yoda scene isn't even bad, its universally loved by the fanbase, I don't even know why you included it...

The only scene approaching the level of bad as the TLJ scenes mentioned is I don't like sand...

You clearly value effects and "cinematography" over everything else, you've made that clear at this point...

How was that fight "not needed in the movie" when Dooku was Yoda's apprentice though?

It also foreshadowed Obi Vs Anakin who was also turned to dark side by Palps...
I look for more than cinematography and effects in a movie, but that doesn’t make the case why the prequels are subpar movies.
Bad acting, huge plot holes, terrible visual effects, clunky pacing and one note characters.
 

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The biggest issue with The Last Jedi is that it seems like Rian Johnson's primary focus was to undo the stuff he didn't like in The Force Awakens. So it came off like an angry nerd's fan fiction.

Finn and Rey having a connection/attraction to one another? fukk that! Separate them, introduce a romantic foil for Finn and cement the shipping of Rey and Kylo!

Finn has some sort of connection to the Force? fukk that! He's a comic relief janitor supporting character!

Rey is somehow related to the Skywalker clan? fukk that! She's just some nobody dirt farmer!

Snoke is seemingly some major player in the new SW Universe? fukk that! Snoke is just some automaton that Palpatine was using and he never mattered at all!

Luke Skywalker might have gone to the Dark Side! fukk that! Luke is a cranky hermit who is only good for training Rey, passing the torch to her and dying all in one movie!

Kylo Ren is going to be the new Vader! fukk that! He's a whiny man-child who exists solely to cry a lot and follow Rey around like a smitten puppy!

And I honestly don't even remember what Poe did in TLJ.

The best thing about the movie was that fight in the red room.
I said this before he wrote the last Jedi without a finished TFA clearly he took what liked from the script but without knowing that the fans would be more interested in is Finn a force user , Finn Rey , Finn Poe who’s her parents? who’s snoke etc I don’t know one person who saw TFA and thought I see chemistry between Rey and Kylo let’s ship them
 

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The biggest issue with The Last Jedi is that it seems like Rian Johnson's primary focus was to undo the stuff he didn't like in The Force Awakens. So it came off like an angry nerd's fan fiction.

Finn and Rey having a connection/attraction to one another? fukk that! Separate them, introduce a romantic foil for Finn and cement the shipping of Rey and Kylo!

Finn has some sort of connection to the Force? fukk that! He's a comic relief janitor supporting character!

Rey is somehow related to the Skywalker clan? fukk that! She's just some nobody dirt farmer!

Snoke is seemingly some major player in the new SW Universe? fukk that! Snoke is just some automaton that Palpatine was using and he never mattered at all!

Luke Skywalker might have gone to the Dark Side! fukk that! Luke is a cranky hermit who is only good for training Rey, passing the torch to her and dying all in one movie!

Kylo Ren is going to be the new Vader! fukk that! He's a whiny man-child who exists solely to cry a lot and follow Rey around like a smitten puppy!

And I honestly don't even remember what Poe did in TLJ.

The best thing about the movie was that fight in the red room.
To further add to this, all characters he introduced in TLJ were complete fukking trash...

Rose Tico aka JarJar 2.0

Holdo...need I say more...:snoop:

Benicio Del Toro...does anyone even remember his characters name? :heh:
 

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Benicio Del Toro...does anyone even remember his characters name? :heh:

His purpose was possibly the most disrespectful shyt second only to Luke. He was there to teach Finn that there's a gray area in warfare...

....Finn....

...a former child soldier who defected...

...man fukk Rian and fukk this trilogy.
 

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TLJ has the three worst scenes in Star Wars franchise history...



Followed by this stupidity that threatened to uproot the entire saga...



And glorious character assassination...



bu bu bu bu but the cinematography...

giphy.gif


Luke drinking the blue milk makes sense he was a farmer I always thought that was funny b you missed this absolute worst scene in LJ


But, this shyt right was so wack he literally tries to murder his nephew stops half way and completely ruins Luke's character as the one who beat the temption of the dark side.


You both missed one -



"we're gonna win by saving what we love :obama:"

Immediately followed by the resistance base blowing up behind her. The one that Finn WAS trying to save :mjlol:

I was sitting in the theater thinking this mf Rian HAD to be trolling
 

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The movie wasn't very good but that's not the issue. The movie ruined the sequel trilogy and damn near destroyed a franchise.
 

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You both missed one -



"we're gonna win by saving what we love :obama:"

Immediately followed by the resistance base blowing up behind her. The one that Finn WAS trying to save :mjlol:

I was sitting in the theater thinking this mf Rian HAD to be trolling

I dont care if I sound toxic, I hated that bytch
 

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Thought it was fine then and fine now:yeshrug: luke wss written just as he had been in previous films, not what people expected based on things like books and videogames that even Lucas had never considered cannon. Only thing I was upset about is Rey wasnt related to Ki Adi Mundi, but you cant win em all. And this video pretty much sums it up, as to how i felt about certain decisions made.

 
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