Reality Check
Keepin' it 100
Cool. See you in your next angry tirade.
And I look forward to you ducking when you're called out.
Cool. See you in your next angry tirade.
I cant believe I missed this thread this weekend, got something to look forward to at work tomorrow. Seems like being a soon to be 35 year old virgin is getting to Erik, dude is seriously starting to crack.
I'm really laughing though...you're not. That's the difference. I'm halfway rolling at the pure ANGER of it all. shyt is the best thing at this place right now. It really is.
As for CM Heel? Here's the thing..you always harp back on this and apparently you're under the mind that I flipped on him and should stay mindlessly loyal to him or some shyt. I guess that's you're gimmick with that, right? Well let me make this easy and hopefully enough time has passed where you can comprehend and read this time. CM Punk went into interview after interview being a hypocrite. Alright, Richie. A phony. Talking about hating women beaters but deflected when asked about it. He was jealous over how he wasn't headlining WM 28...most of his interviews past Aug 2011 reflect that. He was angry and tried to hate.
Where I'm from? That's a hater but it's worst because he tried to start hyping up some pretend match of him facing Austin, a match NO ONE asked for or wanted. Just something he talked about and Austin heard the shoot and heard about the proposed idea of the match and put the idea over. But in order to DO ALL OF THAT shyt, Punk had to try to bring others down to prop himself up. It's reckless marketing and sadly, it did him no good. There still isn't gonna be an Austin match and he still is playing second fiddle to Cena EXCEPT when the Rock says "NO. CM Punk can headline now that I'm back. Enough with the Cena shyt. We end the show."
CM Heel fell off and CM bytch starting to get a little too annoying to me....good mic worker and the business needs him and I would definitely prefer him over a Cena but he's still not as big as he think he is. Not even close. Proven by Extreme Rules 2012 more than anything.
:silvugh:Lol at God shooting on Baby Erik when he decided to make him autistic
Psssssst, hey Erik. Come here, come here little fella. Listen okay, and don't be all embarrassed, but look, your Autism is showing. Go in the big boys poopy room, yeah, I said big boys cause you're out of those pull ups now, sport! But yeah, go where the big boys make boom boom and clean yourself up. After you're all cleaned up you'll get Ice Cream and your favorite Dwayne Johnson bargain bin movie. But only if you're good, okay champ! Hold on there, don't get overexcited and start crying....no need for tears, Erik. I know your father left you, I know, WE know. But it takes a village damnit, and we're going to do what we can, okay? We're going to get you at least 3 hours of sunlight per day. Now run along ya little scamp!
Oh Erik, aren't you forgetting something?
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Theeeeere ya go! Now hurry up, we gotta run by your friend Luiciano's lucky lemonade stand later.![]()
Yeah but they took that L when that harness release lever decided to shoot on Owen at Over the Edge![]()
Finally got to read thru this entire thread lol. For those that think Erik is trolling, look not further than his twitter account, either he is the most dedicated troll in the world or more likely he really is this unhinged, either way I don't know which is worse. If you need any more proof he has aspergers, this thread is it. The Virgin can't tell the difference from from shooting and botching so bad you're in tears backstage, like I said dude can't tell emotions apart, potential rapist.
And before the virgin comes back with some nonsense I'll shoot it down right away
Living off of my jezelbelle girfriend >>> being a 35 year old virgin
Being a short order Dominican>>> being a 35 year old virgin
Making fantasy spoilers >>> being a 35 year old virgin
Being a prisoner in Guantanamo Bay >>> being a 35 year old virgin
And even in the terms of shooting, the Miz's shoot is pathetic and lame.
Stop lights and traffic shooting on JYD >>>
Lex Luger shooting on Liz, 911, and CPR >>>
Heart Attacks shooting on Macho Man >>>
Target cutting OT shooting on Shane Douglas >>>
Lmao@20 1 stars