Mikhail Prokhorov says he learned everything he knows about America from “Martin."

[Monoblock]

Get on outta here, bwoy...ain't got no money, bwoy....

"Boy boy boy you bout to be mad as hell boy... you cant afford to put cheese on a Whopper get on outta here bah"

 

[Rocket Scientist]

The next piece of land Mikhail buys is gonna be called Chilligans Island.

Chilligan Islanders

 

[Monoblock]

Prokhorov had to be talking about this scene.

 

[Family Man]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....y'all got my secretary lookin' in here like "you must be on The Coli again..."

That whole episode (when they win the car) has so many quotables:



Otis (talkin' to Pam): "What's the matter, you can't read? I gotta change the sign from bright red to 'blind as a bat' red? Move that damn car, girl....."

 

[Dak Pickscott]

You knwo in Russia they were hoopin in some Air Wacks

LMAO

 

[Monoblock]

 

[smitty22]

Delete

 

[Danie84]

Prok steps up in the place like "I'm Outta Control. These heauxs outta control. This WHOLE DAYUM PARTY IS OUTTA CONTROL"

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

"Boy boy boy you bout to be mad as hell boy... you cant afford to put cheese on a Whopper get on outta here bah"

lmmfao, I swear Otis is my mafukkin nikka tho....

 

[Monoblock]

Prok steps up in the place like "I'm Outta Control. These heauxs outta control. This WHOLE DAYUM PARTY IS OUTTA CONTROL"

Dancing in front of his players lockers like..

 

[smitty22]

Prok steps up in the place like "I'm Outta Control. These heauxs outta control. This WHOLE DAYUM PARTY IS OUTTA CONTROL"

Goat show man, thread should be stickied

 

[Monoblock]

Prok be on some John Travolta shyt

 

[jadillac]

IMO,

As a kid Fresh Prince was my favorite show ever, but over time, Martin has not lost an ounce of funniness. It will always be funny. It was just so raw and fresh. Everybody knew an older black dude similar to Jerome or Otis, and you could tell so much of it was adlibbed

My top 3 are still

Martin
Sanford & Son
Fresh PRince

They're all worth buying on DVD, and ironicaly they all fell off after their 4th season.

 

[No Homo]

too bad this guy hired bruh man as the fukkin GM

Mikhail Payne: where my draft picks at *wilds out accuses coach hollins, and random assitants of steals hiding picks

Bruhman king: *crawls out from under front row seats * Yeah man, you get that note i left under the sink?

Mikhail Payne:

Bruhman King: i traded them for this hamm ssssamich, oh yeah. i Drank all yo kool-aid too *head nods, crawls back under front row seats*

Mikhail Payne :

Bruh u called billy king bruh man

 

[Majestyx]

Bruh u called billy king bruh man