Un-AmericanDreamer
Simp City
The gay dude from Empire is Terry Hall. 
Mighty Ducks players ranked by skill
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StraxStrax
I'm selling these fine leather jackets
Maria from D2 is one of my best friends stepmom
Jesse was the MAN I can't believe they went the "Token" route and only included Russ in D3....
Jesse was black excellence. He had straight ice in his veins
Jesse was black excellence. He had straight ice in his veins
He lucked out in 1, didn't even play in the chip vs Iceland for the gold
But by 3, he's better than Guy?
Notorious 1 E.Y.E.
Superstar
They transferred all of Jessie's powers into Charlie for d3
Even the attitude. Charlie was just a nice kid the first two movies, now he flexin' on everybody.
BaldingSoHard
Veteran
Luis would be top 5. Dude learned how to stop at the end
Fulton wouldnt be worth shyt on a real hockey team. No D, no real skating skills.
Goldberge was trash
I wouldnt even let averman be my teams water boy. Woat
Ken wu was a chinese faq that spun around like a queer one time and scored.
Strong posting but Goldberg wasn't trash dude had skills.
What you said about Fulton and Averman rings true. Seriously wtf did Averman EVER do on the ice?
Can't believe Luis ranked dead last. Author's girlfriend obviously left him for a latin pretty boy dude.
Strong posting but Goldberg wasn't trash dude had skills.
What you said about Fulton and Averman rings true. Seriously wtf did Averman EVER do on the ice?
Can't believe Luis ranked dead last. Author's girlfriend obviously left him for a latin pretty boy dude.
Averman's only significant moment was scoring on Goldberg during practice. As for Goldberg, breh let way too many goals in. He should be the harder goalie since his fat ass covers most of the net but Julie the Cat who supposedly has the "weaker" stick eclipses him. I can't blame anyone that puts him in the same lane as Averman
he had spunk and moxie, that good ole Charlie Chaplin that kid was...Notorious 1 E.Y.E.
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Averman was 1/3 of the oreo lineStrong posting but Goldberg wasn't trash dude had skills.
What you said about Fulton and Averman rings true. Seriously wtf did Averman EVER do on the ice?
Can't believe Luis ranked dead last. Author's girlfriend obviously left him for a latin pretty boy dude.
ZEB WALTON
ayo! - BEZ
Averman was my fav. Dude was retarded. Lol
LastManStanding
Veteran
so who got that Adam Banks jersey? 
the original Hawks jersey is where it's at though
the original Hawks jersey is where it's at though
Just stumbled upon this
Everything Wrong With “D3: The Mighty Ducks”
My same argument
2. Eden Hall Academy offers full scholarships to all the Ducks, then makes them play junior varsity.
I don’t care how big or how strong those 18-year-olds on varsity are. There is no freakin’ way you take an entire junior national team, put them into one high school, and have them compete at the jayvee level.
First of all, can you imagine the uproar from other schools in the district?
Think back to your high school days. If your jayvee team had to compete against the equivalent of budding Olympians, you’d flip out, your parents would flip out, the coaches would flip out, the administration would flip out, everyone would flip out! It’s jayvee! You’re supposed to be competing against rejects and nosepickers.
Second, you’re telling me the national squad can’t immediately dethrone whatever hodgepodge mix of high schoolers you’re trotting out there on varsity? Seriously?
The entire script is undermined by the fact that the Ducks should be able to kick the varsity’s ass from the opening credits, let alone by film’s end. That it takes them 90 minutes to realize they have the necessary heart – it’s always about heart in these flicks – to beat up on an older, yet clearly inferior opponent is damn near tragic. Of course they ultimately beat the varsity. They didn’t need to practice to beat the varsity. They just got done beating Iceland, for Christ’s sake. They knocked off the world.
Everything Wrong With “D3: The Mighty Ducks”
My same argument
2. Eden Hall Academy offers full scholarships to all the Ducks, then makes them play junior varsity.
I don’t care how big or how strong those 18-year-olds on varsity are. There is no freakin’ way you take an entire junior national team, put them into one high school, and have them compete at the jayvee level.
First of all, can you imagine the uproar from other schools in the district?
Think back to your high school days. If your jayvee team had to compete against the equivalent of budding Olympians, you’d flip out, your parents would flip out, the coaches would flip out, the administration would flip out, everyone would flip out! It’s jayvee! You’re supposed to be competing against rejects and nosepickers.
Second, you’re telling me the national squad can’t immediately dethrone whatever hodgepodge mix of high schoolers you’re trotting out there on varsity? Seriously?
The entire script is undermined by the fact that the Ducks should be able to kick the varsity’s ass from the opening credits, let alone by film’s end. That it takes them 90 minutes to realize they have the necessary heart – it’s always about heart in these flicks – to beat up on an older, yet clearly inferior opponent is damn near tragic. Of course they ultimately beat the varsity. They didn’t need to practice to beat the varsity. They just got done beating Iceland, for Christ’s sake. They knocked off the world.
