Midget Jones Diary: Would You Smash A Midget (Be Honest)

[SmarkMero]

@Black @SmarkMero

 

[ThirdAct]

I'm good




shyt look like you trying to date one of your kids friends

No anyone said anything about dating, thread title says smash...you have the option to dash

And the best part about smashing a midget is no one would ever know...take that bite-sized bytch to the hotel in your suitcase

 

[Duke Dixon]

Hell yea, they already know what time it is. I got a yellow brick road sticker on the back of my car.

 

[Heafcliffe]

The first tree and the last one, yes.

They all proportionate.

 

[King Frost]

the majority of them are ugly

 

[Max.]

 

[Yaboysix]

I mean, they are still humans who yearn for a soulmate like the rest of us. They deserve to be happy too.

Spoiler: NSFW

Goodness i didnt know they made'em like this!

Would bust in..but whats the chances of my seed coming out a dwarf? Cuz that aint whatsup. I wouldn't curse my kid with any deformities if i could prevent it.. Iont care how bad the bytch is..

 

[Kane1]

No anyone said anything about dating, thread title says smash...you have the option to dash

And the best part about smashing a midget is no one would ever know...take that bite-sized bytch to the hotel in your suitcase

Hell naw

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Yes, I was gonna order one off backpage before it got shut down

 

[ThaRealness]

In a second

 

[Mike809]

I wouldnt consider some of those women as midgets but yes i would smash regardless.
They just hard to come by. Where do midgets congregate?

 

[MischievousMonkey]

I stay strapped

 

[lord canon]

smashing with no regerts

 

[Black]

Only thing i haven't accomplished shyt is like a unicorn.

 

[DrexlersFade]

Smash


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