Midget Attempts To Rob 7/11 Armed With Only Packages Of Snack Food. Hilarity Ensues For All....

[Benefited]

All he wanted was....






....a LITTLE cash

 

[Stir Fry]

Good thing his arms are too short to cock a pistol, otherwise he'd be looking at a strong arm robbery charge for trying to shorten up that register.

 

[Blackrogue]

Even if he was in the store alone he'd be too short to reach the till

 

[martin payne]

fill that bag up

 

[YoungMoneyCashMoneyBoy]

First bag of chips he throws at me, I'm coming from behind the counter like

 

[Jaylen Tatum]

Dont midgets get ssi for life

 

[Another Man]

It aint even halloween yet lil nikka

Fill dat bag up! Right neow! bytch!

 

[klientel]

This gotta be in New York or Florida...

 

[SPACE IS FAKE]

This gotta be in New York or Florida...

sounds like cali to me. LA

 

[Geek Nasty]

That's my 2019 motto. "FTBU I'm taking errthang!"

 

[DatLBCGuy562]

Good thing his arms are too short to cock a pistol, otherwise he'd be looking at a strong arm robbery charge for trying to shorten up that register.

That would be an armed robbery. A strong arm robbery is trying to take property by intimidation or force, even if you don't have a gun. You can catch a strong armed robbery charge for threatening to beat someone up if they don't give you their wallet, while producing no weapon.

This dude us catching a felony for this, based on the words he was saying. If he wouldn't have mentioned anything about the filling of "the bag", he would have gotten a misdemeanor vandalism and disorderly charge. What'll take his charges from misdemeanor to felony level are his own words ...

 

[clyma est mort]

“Fill the bag, homeboy - don’t lag
I want money, beer and a pack of Zig-Zags”

 

[Frump]

That would be an armed robbery. A strong arm robbery is trying to take property by intimidation or force, even if you don't have a gun. You can catch a strong armed robbery charge for threatening to beat someone up if they don't give you their wallet, while producing no weapon.

This dude us catching a felony for this, based on the words he was saying. If he wouldn't have mentioned anything about the filling of "the bag", he would have gotten a misdemeanor vandalism and disorderly charge. What'll take his charges from misdemeanor to felony level are his own words ...

He’ll probably be sent to a mental institution instead of jail

 

[Ikwa]

:mjlol2:

 

[Another Man]

That's my 2019 motto. "FTBU I'm taking errthang!"

Ima need all dat

FILL THAT BAG UP