Michael Jordan on some disrespectful shyt

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Dude: Are you serious :dahell:

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I bet MJ is a terrible tipper. nikka probably gives the minimum.

Quite often, he probably doesn't tip at all.

Waitress: Thanks for your business, Mr. Jordan.

MJ: (**signs receipt**)

Waitress: (**looks at the empty tip line and shakes her head**)

MJ: You know, I missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I was been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. Just a tip to keep in mind.

Waitress: :usure:

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I know a dude who told me a pretty cold story about Kareem. Dude idolized Kareem and he ran into him in France of all places. He said he saw him at night near a beach and there was a small crowd around him. He waited until the crowd dispersed some and Kareem made his way toward him, then was like hey whassup or whatever and asked him for an autograph.

He said Kareem just paused, looked at him and said ":dahell: Man...shut the fukk up."
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I stood there next to Michael Jordan, staring at him wondering what the fukk do I say. I had my moment that night. My hero stood there, shook my hand, and asked me something that changed my world. He looked down on me and asked me “Can I fukk your wife?” and I laughed thinking it was a funny joke. The thing was he wasn’t kidding. Yes, MJ had been drinking, but he was 100% serious. He then said, “Let me know.” My heart dropped and that was it. As mad as I was at my hero I was more mad at myself for worshipping something that was never real.

They say there are moments in your life that scar your mind. This was a strike in my mindset, a shift in trust. The worst people in this world are the ones on top.

http://tabrag.com/portfolio/michael-jordan-is-no-hero/

Sidenote: At least that's the most normal looking sh!t MJ has worn in decades.


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The Hall of Fame acceptance speech is one that is supposed to be heartfelt and modest. It is supposed to be a reflection on good NBA memories and an opportunity to thank friends and family who’ve helped along the way.

The key phrase “supposed to be” apparently doesn’t pertain to Michael Jordan.

At least the speech came from his heart. And through this “23-minute cringe-athon,” Jordan exposed to the world what went through his mind and how he felt.

As columnist Rick Reilly of ESPN wrote, “Nobody was spared, including his high school coach, his high school teammate, his college coach, two of his pro coaches, his college roommate, his pro owner, his pro general manager, the man who was presenting him that evening, even his kids!”

Jordan blasted almost everyone and everything in his life, including the Hall of Fame itself, and found time for only six thank yous.

It was typical Michael Jordan at his best.

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As a leader Jordan proved more tormentor than mentor. Many Washington players got the business end of a Jordan harangue, but he designated second-year forward Kwame Brown as the whipping boy…A source told SI that Jordan ritually reduced Brown to tears in front of the team.

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On the biggest possession of the game, Muggsy had the ball with the Hornets down one. Jordan backed off of him and told him, 'Shoot it, you f***ing midget.' Muggsy shot it, didn’t come close. A year later Muggsy actually told Johnny Bach that he believes that single play ruined his career. His shot never recovered.

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When the Bulls let Charles Oakley go and brought in Bill Cartwright, Jordan resented the loss of his friend and took it out on Cartwright, calling him “Medical Bill” and intentionally throwing impossible-to-handle passes at him in practice to draw attention to what he perceived to be his bad hands.

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The day before game 4 of the Bulls Suns finals with the Bulls leading the series 2-1. Michael and Charles Barkley went golfing. They played 48 holes of golf. And Michael bought Charles a $20,000 diamond earring. Johnny asked MJ, “what did you do all that for?” Michael responded, “he won’t get in my way the rest of the series, what’s $20,000 to me? Charles thinks we’re great friends. I hate that fat f—.” Jordan dropped 55 in game 4 and Barkley never touched him once.

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The biggest and most egregious example of Michael Jordan being Michael Jordan didn’t even happen on a basketball court. Instead, it transpired at the home of North Carolina teammate Buzz Peterson.

The story goes like this: Peterson invites Michael Jordan over to play a casual game of cards with Peterson’s mother. No money is wagered—just a simple, friendly game.

But when the old woman gets up to use the bathroom, Peterson catches Jordan trying to cheat.


Trying to cheat not to win any money, but just because he wants to win at all costs.

Author Chuck Klosterman summarizes it best when he says: "And because the character in this anecdote is MJ, the story is charming. However, I doubt Buzz Peterson would tell this yarn if it had involved his mother and some random dude he met in Anthropology 251 (and if he did, the story would now be about that one time he brought a lunatic home for Thanksgiving break)."

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http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...el-jordan-being-the-greatest-jerk-of-all-time
 

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"Let me know" is the best part of the story. :mjlol: Said that shyt like he was asking to borrow his golf club or some shyt. :laff: Just imagine Mike coming by their room later that night like "So what do you say? :leon:" :dead:

There is no doubt in my mind MJ has fukked many a dudes wife and that dude was on some "I shared a vagina with MJ :smugbiden:" type shyt. :scusthov:

Why Jim Brown never got at MJ?

I vaguely remember him saying something about Mike. I can't remember where or when so I could be wrong.
 
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