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why do you care? she's not your main chick, were you trying to make love to that p*ssy? get your nut and keep it moving
 

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You need to get out of your relationship man.
Cheating is not cool, bro.
 

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why do you care? she's not your main chick, were you trying to make love to that p*ssy? get your nut and keep it moving

I care because women talk about sexual escapades just as much as men do. There's at least 4 other women at my job I want to have sex with, but if I have a reputation for being a quick screw then they might not fukk with me.

How is busting that fast with a condom even possible? :dahell:

:to: I don't know.

LOL
Funny but creepy as hell

:patrice:

How is that "creepy"? I was just keeping it real.
 

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I care because women talk about sexual escapades just as much as men do. There's at least 4 other women at my job I want to have sex with, but if I have a reputation for being a quick screw then they might not fukk with me.

well fukking where you eat is asking for problems whether you fukk like a virgin or like a pornstar
 

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I care because women talk about sexual escapades just as much as men do. There's at least 4 other women at my job I want to have sex with, but if I have a reputation for being a quick screw then they might not fukk with me.



:to: I don't know.



:patrice:

How is that "creepy"? I was just keeping it real.
What was the excuse you gave her after you busted fast? Was it the basic "Damn this p*ssy was too good" line. I'm sure @houston911 and @Buckeye Fever can school you on what to say if he happens again.
 

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What was the excuse you gave her after you busted fast? Was it the basic "Damn this p*ssy was too good" line. I'm sure @houston911 and @Buckeye Fever can school you on what to say if he happens again.
*sticks dikk in p*ssy and can tell I wont last long:merchant:*

*backs out:whoa: , steps back and puts my hands on my hips
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and asks "where u get this p*ssy from???!!!!!:whew:"*
 

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Just fukk your girl first before you go get the new p*ssy

If you still bust quick off the 2nd nut then I dont know what to tell you
 

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well fukking where you eat is asking for problems whether you fukk like a virgin or like a pornstar

I'm a short order cook, it's not the type of work environment you have to tip toe around in.

What was the excuse you gave her after you busted fast? Was it the basic "Damn this p*ssy was too good" line. I'm sure @houston911 and @Buckeye Fever can school you on what to say if he happens again.

I said It happens to the best of us and then asked what she had to drink. Had to act like I was still that nikka, for my ego and so I'd have another shot at the p*ssy.

Just fukk your girl first before you go get the new p*ssy

If you still bust quick off the 2nd nut then I dont know what to tell you

Using the main p*ssy to get up in the side p*ssy better, seems wrong.
 

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No I don't have this problem at all:russ:...I be more worried how long the erection at 85% percent strength gon last if I gotta use a rubber....if you used a rubber and this happened it must be physcological,I'm assuming you fuking your girl raw.

Ain't no way you go from raw to using a rubber and bust that quik,first reaction is :childplease: when you stick it in...musta been your conciensce on some :ufdup: high horse.

Next time try making arrangements to fukk your girl a few hours before you fukk the new chick.
 
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