The other thing is the excuse of not smashing because of "bloody reasons" first of all there's ways to aviod that and what woman in this era doesn't track their cycles even just to wear the appropriate pannies on the light or heavy days?
Obviousl cap.
You’re such a virgin and proving you have no contact with women.
I am not on birth control and my cycle is tracked. During our first date I didn’t have my period, the week after, when he took me to see his friends, I was on my period and told him that. So we did not have sex that night, but we did other things.
Anything else? I know I’m probably the first woman to pay you any mind since the Bush administration so ask away!