I guess no chestnuts roasting by the fire this Christmas

, but I think I posted so much the last day I gotta update.
How my coli ladies doing

I'm your local neighborhood King

I had a Colgate smile once, but I haven't smiled since the 3rd grade

Not a convict, education is my thang. Ive studied in 3 different countries and I just completed a 4.0 semester, didn't miss a point in any class

. I run a small boudoir photography business, so if you want a private shoot hit me up.
Merry Christmas and a happy new year to all my ho ho ho's out there