Men: Have you ever been so tired that you sat down and peed instead of standing?

[concise]

I'll sometimes take a knee...keeps splashing to a minimum...

nikka are you a giant? how the fukk do you kneel and still hit the bowl?

 

[concise]

If I'm too tired, I just pee in the tub.

 

[Tommy Knocks]

course you know how many times ive stumbled back home drunk focusing is the last thing I wanna do when the walls are spinning.

 

[Ricky Church]

not tired.

drunk, can't stand upright on my own.

 

[Tunez]

Nah

 

[↓R↑LYB]

I'll sometimes take a knee...keeps splashing to a minimum...

nikka are you a giant? how the fukk do you kneel and still hit the bowl?

 

[ch15x]

 

[Trey0'5Blue2Gz]

I'll sometimes take a knee...keeps splashing to a minimum...

I think your confusing the bathroom with a glory hole

 

[gho3st]

I am sitting on the toilet now brehs

I was too tired to stand so I'm just browsing The Coli

Did you make your legs touch while peeing too?

 

[ch15x]

I think your confusing the bathroom with a glory hole

...not that kind of glory hole...

 

[ChrisDorner]

I'll sometimes take a knee...keeps splashing to a minimum...

nikka how low is your toilet?

 

[The Jewnited States]

i do handstands while i pee, ya'll a bunch of novices at this peeing shyt

 

[Michael's Black Son]

no you bytch

 

[ltheghost]

Only when shyt faced drunk. I pissed on my x-girl's floor one night when I was gone off that Vodka. Sorry. Room was spinning so the toilet wouldn't stand still. But other than I'm pissing standing up!

 

[Xtraz2]

I bend my knees and get my dikk as close as I can to tha toilet cuz it sprays