Mel Kiper is the ultimate hustler.
- Thread starter Ethnic Vagina Finder
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He was on his shyt though since day one tbh. He was serious with the shyt- making extensive draft board newsletters and whatnot- sending them out to everyone he could way before he even got put on by ESPN
Rocket Scientist
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Respect the hustle though. Mel BUILT his empire .Has he whiffed on a few of course but an innovator and one who builds upon his hustle I can't hate .
I admittedly don’t know shyt about/care about college football until Draft week and when the Giants select.....@Swagnificent can show up on TV with a mean ass jheri curl shag wearing a purple sportscoat and bowtie made out of a football.
but when @Swagnificent posts about college players, I read them shyts for his comments/analysis with that passion, and honestly be like - “Yo...I think I believe him!”
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I'd say Todd Mcshay should get more credit as a finesser for infiltrating the exact same niche that Kiper's in with WAY less pageantry and charisma.
He's just made a living being "the other, less recognizable one", yet he has a base and gets invited to the drafts to argue with Mel.
He's just made a living being "the other, less recognizable one", yet he has a base and gets invited to the drafts to argue with Mel.
imagine someone battling u on something u invented.
plus McShay lucked into the role anyway. He was a scout.com analyst and got lucky that espn bought the site.
Mr.bocario
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@Swagnificent can show up on TV with a mean ass jheri curl shag wearing a purple sportscoat and bowtie made out of a football.
Just make sure you hide the pawgs when he’s on set. Or he’ll lose his gawt damn mind
Speaking of Draft anyone remember the breh that use to play in the NFL then became a dope ass College/NFL draft analyst I think his name was Corey Chavous? Breh knew his shyt, I found it crazy how he just faded into oblivion.
Know who you talking bout. I believed he played CB for the Vikings at one time. He definitely knew his shyt. Surprised ESPN or NFL Network never picked him up. He's way better than a lot of the players they have on there right who really don't know shyt about these prospects 90% of the time.
Ethnic Vagina Finder
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I believe he’s at CBS Sports these days...AKA no man’s land. That’s why you don’t hear from him.
Rocket Scientist
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I thought I was the only oneI admittedly don’t know shyt about/care about college football until Draft week and when the Giants select.....
but when @Swagnificent posts about college players, I read them shyts for his comments/analysis with that passion, and honestly be like - “Yo...I think I believe him!”
Sadbrownsfan
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he looks and sounds some guy from a mob movie/sopranos that’s like 50k in debt to them and gets beaten every other scene he’s in
he’s truly a guy you had a weird niche obsession at the perfect time.