Meaningless Talents That You Possess

[DreadHead P]

I roll blunts while driving

 

[BlvdBrawler]

I have exceptional hearing,

I can move literally silent, this is useless now but was extremely useful in my younger days. A nikka can go to Solid Snake mode at any time.

I've got these too. I used to convince motherfukkers that i was a telepath because I overheard some shyt that there was no way humanly possible that I could have heard. Worked like a charm.

 

[Crakface]

I can rig any quarter toss game because i know how the heads and tails feel. Cats used to be stunned cuz i could predict every toss that i did myself. They never caught on. Dumb dumbs id tell *yea, lets flip for it. Call it* Whatever they call. i make it come up opposite. PWahahaha.

 

[Vagina Thief]

i'm triple jointed meaning i can twist my arms like a fukking snake.

I can roll a blunt in under 30 seconds..guts and all..

I learned how to come on command during sex.
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[B.drizzle]

I can look at a woman and tell if she got kids at home and a dirty sink

 

[ThatTruth777]

I can piss in the dark and hit nothing but water.

 

[Sansprix]

I've got an amazing sense of direction. I only have to drive there once and I know how to get there and back with no problems.

I'm double jointed so I can do all type of crazy shyt with my body.

If I hear a song once, I'll know the majority of the words to it.

I can see a dance routine and know 85% of it after only 1 time.

 

[msims]

I've got an amazing sense of direction. I only have to drive there once and I know how to get there and back with no problems.

I'm double jointed so I can do all type of crazy shyt with my body.

If I hear a song once, I'll know the majority of the words to it.

I can see a dance routine and know 85% of it after only 1 time.

Care to show me what you can do, Love?

 

[Sansprix]

Care to show me what you can do, Love?

That's reserved for my man

 

[msims]

That's reserved for my man

I can dig it.

 

[Amy Traphouse]

I can balance a 10in chef knife on my fingertip

You ain't seeing me in double dutch rope, even at 25 I may not be able to flip but I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.

I can remember numbers I commonly use i.e. phone numbers, drivers license number, ss# for my kids, mom, grandparents, brother, a couple friends and my fiance. I have my debit card/pin# stored in my long term memory other peoples card info is short term memory and usually forgotten after a few hours. (Came in handy when i used to work at a call center and had to repeat that info several times in a few minutes)

I used to be able to snort a spaghetti noodle up my nose and out my mouth...i haven't done it in awhile tho

 

[Buckeye Fever's Wife]

i can shyt on command

oh and i can eat a bucket of kfc in 15 secondz.

 

[Carter G. Hoodson]

I play the piano and guitar

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

i can shyt on command

oh and i can eat a bucket of kfc in 15 secondz.

MOST PEOPLE CAN SHUT ON COMMAND. THING IS MOST PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO

 

[JohnStarksMiddleFinger]

My burrito wrapping skills put old Mexican women to shame.

It's crazy, at my old job (not a taco bell) the Spanish employees would show love to a brotha's burrito game.


I was just rolling that shyt like blunt