Matt Gaetz under federal investigation for sticking his panhandle in Nestor's south beach bottom

[AquaCityBoy]

now the question is who else is going down

Obviously Ro Khanna is getting questioned now since he just did a media tour last week about how Matt Gaetz was his BFF, had nothing to say for days after this story first broke, then Juelzed like, "No, I didn't really mean we were friends. I just meant we said hi to each other on the House floor a couple times. "

 

[Macallik86]

Based on the NYT article I read this morning, it sounded like Gaetz signed up explicitly to be a sugar daddy which, obviously involves paying women (read: the teenager he slept with) and so now he's trying to spin it and say he pays for all his women as a generous man. Yikes.

 

[Wild self]

Time to flee to Cuba....but Rick Gates hates Brown people and hates Communism that respects science

 

[mastermind]

Time to flee to Cuba....but Rick Gates hates Brown people and hates Communism that respects science

Gaetz is the type I expect to try and flee

 

[jerniebert]

So brave of the GOP.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

So brave of the GOP.

Oh well that’s nice.

 

[Json]

So brave of the GOP.

Just hope Gaetz is petty enough to air all their dirty laundry on the way out

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Gaetz is the type I expect to try and flee

His supporters would defend it too, say it was the only option with this evil communist administration in power.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Qanon must be having an existential crisis right now given an investigation started while Trump was President actually rooted out a pedo in the Government but the Pedo isn't a democrat.

Nah, this is light work for them. I've already seen the narrative that "accusing your enemies of pedophilia/sex trafficking is a classic deflection tactic for pedophiles and sex traffickers!"

The part about the investigation actually starting during the Trump Administration will either be ignored or taken as more evidence of the Deep State.

 

[Adeptus Astartes]

Nah, this is light work for them. I've already seen the narrative that "accusing your enemies of pedophilia/sex trafficking is a classic deflection tactic for pedophiles and sex traffickers!"

The part about the investigation actually starting during the Trump Administration will either be ignored or taken as more evidence of the Deep State.

Ahh, the beauty of the self-sealing conspiracy theory.

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

at the title

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Keeps getting better and better

Yooooooo

 

[mastermind]

Keeps getting better and better

Absolutely not surprising.

 

[ORDER_66]

Few weeks?!!? how about right now... cacs always be giving other cacs time to escape...

 

[John Reena]

He sucked Trump balls all four years, got on tv defending all his dirtt and Trump ain’t said NOTHING in his defense.