Matt Gaetz under federal investigation for sticking his panhandle in Nestor's south beach bottom

[FaTaL]

How is this guy not in jail yet

Why is there a deadline? Feds alway take their time

 

[FromBillionsCameOne]

This scumbag is doubling down on his QAnon, trump bullshyt so that he has protection from that side against prosecution. Pure scumbag.

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

Matt Gaetz Elopes to California, Marries Girlfriend Ginger Luckey

 

[Spidey Man]

Matt Gaetz Elopes to California, Marries Girlfriend Ginger Luckey

Probably so she can't testify against him.

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

Gaetz associate providing app transactions, photos, videos to investigators: report

 

[Wargames]

It’s been a while, with this case. I wonder why they haven’t pressed charges.

 

[mc_brew]

It’s been a while, with this case. I wonder why they haven’t pressed charges.

let me see....
white...? ✔
male ...? ✔
affluent...? ✔
trump supporter...? ✔
congressman....? ✔

yup, that'll do it....

 

[Json]

Matt Gaetz Elopes to California, Marries Girlfriend Ginger Luckey

Why California? Isn’t that an automatic 50/50 state?

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

Why California? Isn’t that an automatic 50/50 state?

Yeah, idk what the end game is here lol

 

[Reality Check]

Why California? Isn’t that an automatic 50/50 state?

Don't think wedding location matters when it comes to dividing of assets. But anyways, here's the general answer as far as why he eloped

Probably so she can't testify against him.

 

[GnauzBookOfRhymes]

Fort Walton Beach Man Faces Federal Indictment For $25 Million Scheme To Defraud

 

[Reality Check]

 

[jerniebert]

She brought all the smoke.

 

[jerniebert]

This boy is high as a kite.

 

[Godless Socialist CEO]

Why isn’t this pedo in jail yet