Who gave you that nicknameFor the past 25 years, I've been religious about jacking off. Even while in a relationship, I was dropping loads 2 quick every morning. They called me Pop Tart.
but randomly I just stopped. It's been a week and without even realizing, I ain't jacked. And I was a boner fide jackal, brehs. I guess it just goes to show that dreams really do come true.
The lobbyists that vie for Big Jerk. I have a past but I'm healed. Politics is a dirty game.Who gave you that nickname
For the past 25 years, I've been religious about brushing my teeth. Even after eating, I was brushing quick every morning. They called me Cool Mint.
but randomly I just stopped. It's been a week and without even realizing, I ain't post meal brushed. And I was an eat and brush dude, brehs. I guess it just goes to show that old habits die hard.
For the past 25 years, I've been religious about wiping my ass. Even after eating, I was scrubbing quick every morning. They called me Quilted Northern.
but randomly I just stopped. It's been a week and without even realizing, I ain't wiped. I'm itchy as a mf. And I was a shyt and wipe dude, brehs. I guess it just goes to show that old habits die hard.
you know what. Reading the OP again, I sound ridiculous.
Because Christmas is JBO now.It's Christmas Eve. Why do you feel the need to share this?
For the past 25 years, I've been religious about competitive eating. Even after eating, I was snacking quick every morning. They called me Goat Throat.Started jacking off again
that's my finishing grip. You the feds? How did you clock my grip???