shagnificent belafonte
I am he who lurks...
Avengers: dope!!!! (On first viewing)
Second viewing:
Third viewing:
If i come across it while channel surfing It doesn't make me stop
GOTG: ok, the reviews say its piff....everybody loves it....
First viewing (dont care enough to watch again)
GOTG 2:
Age of Ultron:
Iron man 1 holds up but dont care to ever see it again
Iron man 2
Iron man 3
Captain America: never make it through a viewing....always puts me to sleep....
Winter soldier (though after repeated viewings the shaking cam and editing during fight scenes stand out like a sore thumb) will still watch but fast forward to the fights
Civil war (first watch):
(once you realize it's not based on the comic and is just a series of nice action set pieces strung together by a bullshyt story with no real stakes...besides vision crippling Rhoadie, his own gahdamn teammate, and T'challa's father dying ) can rewatch it tho...
Thor 1:
Thor 2:
Thor 3: entertaining, funny, Hela kicks ass Thor loses an eye Hulk has NO chill....Valkyrie dont feel the need to rewatch tho...
Antman 1& 2:
Infinity war: after a ten year fukking build up....the moment we all been waiting for...Thanos becomes a God but takes a axe to the chest
Hulk gets washed and rides the bench for the remainder of the movie for "reasons"
Meanwhile Black Widow is washing Thanos' day ones easy(these the same cats that killed the asgardians at the beginning of the movie)
Thanos throws a moon during a fight and doesn't hit ANYONE, not even a fleshwound (it looks cool, tho)
We get to see Wakanda's technological advances in action....
Thanos stabs Tony but it's cool, Tony immediately heals himself
Thanos decides to kill half the universe not because hes in love with death (like in the comics) but because he wants to restore balance...theres not enough resources for the inhabitants....but with the power of a God he could've created more resources ...dumbass
Thanos sacrifices Gammora(the Dresden files did it better)
Thor hits Gawd-Thanos with a axe (repeated for emphasis)
The Gauntlet breaks after the finger snap for "reasons"
Ebony maw goes from having one of the goat fight scenes (fighting spiderman, iron man and Dr. Strange) to jobber
....feel free to add on