Marty Jannetty needs your help with an issue.

[Coyote]

Saw this dude at a small, small, indie show about a year(?) ago. Dude was beyond hammered before the show even started. It was pretty embarrassing, and you could tell they were re-writing the show on the fly around his drunk ass. Pictures with him after the show were supposed to be like $15 and only last ten minutes. The promoters were pissed at him and made him do autographs and pictures for everyone for free. The whole time he was huffing the markers, making dikk jokes to kids, and groping nearly every woman that posed with him.

Still got a picture with him, though.

 

[OVER]

And I be feeling sorry for him for being the namesake of the Jannetty.

Smarten up, Marty.

 

[reigun]

This is gross as hell.

 

[FunkDoc1112]

Cowardly ass jumping through a window to run away from HBK

 

[Sypress]

He's the Marty Jannetty of that relationship

Cowardly ass jumping through a window to run away from HBK

Had him planking for social media before social media was invented

 

[Bonefan32]

Marty Jannetty a JBO poster confirmed.

you're right, Im starting to think he's the one who bought the used mattress from craigslist

 

[Tommy Fits]

Some posters will find a way to blame HBK

 

[richaveli83]

I came in this thread thinking he had a go fund me to pay for some surgery he needed, he has cancer, etc. but it's some sick shyt like this?!

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

What a piece of shyt

Was about to post the same thing :papescust:

 

[BlackAchilles]

Why would he even admit to thinking about this on the internet?

 

[trick]

you're right, Im starting to think he's the one who bought the used mattress from craigslist

That was Courtdog breh

That thread was how I found sohh

Remember this classic?

 

[OVER]

Cowardly ass jumping through a window to run away from HBK

"Jannetty tried to jump through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice!"-Bobby Heenan

 

[Bonefan32]

That was Courtdog breh

That thread was how I found sohh

Remember this classic?

I remember I couldnt get the sign up to work so I used to just lurk on sohh and the thread had me crying

 

[Michael's Black Son]

WWE needs to do more skits and fake "shows" like this. The Barber Shop was one of my favorites along with what ever rich man shyt Ted DiBiase was doing

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

you're right, Im starting to think he's the one who bought the used mattress from craigslist