Marty Jannetty coked out on Facebook

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Does this technically make Marty part of #SnitchGang? :jbhmm:
Snitchgang for the kids:ufdup:

Community and all that:ufdup:

Now if you'll excuse me, we gotta see what this "Mar-tee Juh-net-hee" babbling about:ufdup:


Jamaican jealousy huh motherfukker
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Just when you think you've seen it all....smh, he really has lost his damn mind.

With this latest move I think we can all agree that Marty Jannetty has earned himself a spot on the Mount Rushmore of fukkery.
Mouth Rushmore is an understatement, if fukkery was a country, on their money it would say in Marty Jannetty we trust
 

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You think theres a good chance hes just bullshytting while being extremely intoxicated?

Cause someone gets killed or goes missing like that, the internet can dig up pretty quck if someone went missing in his hometown in 73 and how does a 13 year just make a person dissappear?
 

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You think theres a good chance hes just bullshytting while being extremely intoxicated?

Cause someone gets killed or goes missing like that, the internet can dig up pretty quck if someone went missing in his hometown in 73 and how does a 13 year just make a person dissappear?
People tried but the archive of missing persons reports for that area of Georgia only goes as far back as 1978.
 
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If you were really interested in digging this up, I'd check the Charley Project (a user-curated archive of missing persons and Jane/John Does), NamUS, and the Doe Network for starters. And maybe run a search on Newspapers.com.

I personally think he's full of beans, but there's a whole websleuth and true crime community out there digging for clues on cases 30 and 40 years old.
 

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Marty Jannetty Claims Self-Defense In Bizarre Killing Confession


Marty Jannetty is now claiming self-defense in the apparent death of a man he says he killed 47 years ago ... saying he used a brick to fatally fend off a rapist.

The ex-pro wrestling star called in to the Boston Wrestling Sports show on Wednesday night -- where he was questioned about a bizarre Facebook post in which he suggests he killed a guy and dumped the body in the Chattahoochee River sometime around 1973.

At first, 60-year-old Jannetty tries to be careful about the language he uses ... but ultimately describes an incident involving a male bowling alley employee who allegedly tried to "rape" him in a car behind a building in Georgia.

"He was a front desk clerk," Jannetty said ... "He was known to sell the weed. What I didn't know was he lured in little kids."

Jannetty claims the man tried to grab his genitals, so Marty tried to flee ... but the man grabbed him by the hair and got physical with him so Marty couldn't escape.

That's when Marty says he grabbed a brick and fought back.

"I can't say he deserved to die, but he deserved to get his ass beat."

"And, when I was beating him in the head with a brick, I was only trying to beat his ass, I wasn't trying to kill him."

Jannetty suggests the man died -- and that's when he tried to get rid of the body.

"Can you imagine dragging a guy -- he's just tried to f*** you in the ass --- can you imagine dragging him to the river and throwing him in? And, then finding out on the news the dude's missing. You know the dude. And, you know more than that. That affected me bad, bro."

As we previously reported, the Columbus Police Dept. in Georgia has already opened a probe into the apparent killing.

In fact, a spokesperson from the homicide/cold case division told us, "The first step will be seeing if we have any missing persons or unidentified remains cases that match the limited information in the post."

Jannetty seemingly spelled everything out ... now, it's up to the cops to find out if he's telling the truth
 
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Marty is on another level of drug fueled fukkery, a level us humans can't comprehend. Marty probably doesn't even know he was on the radio. Marty is the last of a dying breed. All the cats from the 80's either died or sobered up and found God... With Marty it's still 1986
 
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