Martin Lawrence lost mad weight on him :leon:

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:upsetfavre:Man fukk all that old negro spiritual family reunion bullshyt. I ain't lettin this cheese eatin ngr off that easy. This ckocksucker has made some fukking horrible material, and every year dumb ngaz sit around in a circle like, "Yeaaa Bad Boys 3! Martin reboot!".

Stop actin like some groupie fgts. Black Knight? Partners? Big Momma's House? National Security? Nothing To Lose? Run Tell Dat? Roscoe Jenkins? Fgt ass gay group hug ass ngaz can lash out all they want, these fukk ass projects cost mfkn money, fgts act like he's makin this bullshyt n putting it out as webisodes. Ngr is the janky African sellin CDR's in the parking lot.

And Will Smith done went full retard with the gay scientology illuminati bullshyt, ngr be in another time zone. I don't be hating, it's the same attitude I have when a nga with wack ass shyt try to sell me more wack ass shyt. Mfka u got to let me see somethin for u try to come here making some money off me.

Ngr better get with Funny or Die or some shyt n get his chops back so we can sample the wares before fgts go n shell out $11 for a goddamned ticket to some ol bullshyt.

U can see it in the ngr eyes, ngr won't stop drinkin. Be takin commercial breaks from the shyt to run dumb fgt ngaz' pockets. Wtf u think the last cpl seasons of Martin was mfkn whacko?

I can appreciate it cuz I have a psycho sense of humor n I thought it was funny as hell how Martin be on camera drunk as fukk n Gina be acting like a damn Sunday School teacher n they let Pam turn into a fckn cartoon character basically but still.

At least Fgt Ass Eddie'll let u know when the bomb done came thru. Eddie sell u bullshyt bammer ass weed all day but every so often fgt ngr hit ur line n let u know he got that bomb n u go get it n it's the shyt. Ngr feed the fiends for a whole year then go back to his bullshyt for a few more yrs.

Martin came thru with the bomb way tf back in '03 n this ngr still be blowin up ngaz' phones talkin sum "Ay I might have that Bad Boys 3 comin thru tomorrow, tho." Ngaz don't even smoke Bad Boys no more like that.:camby:

This the same drunk ass ngr who fckd up the greatest sitcom of all time cuz he couldn't stop gettin lit off Wild Irish Rose n tryna touch Tisha's titties. Mfka, u gon have to pop open the duffel bag n let a nga snort/smoke/pop some shyt before I hand u a goddamn pocket fulla cash this go round, talkin sum Bad Boys 3. That cop shyt ain't even funny no more, we hate cops in this New World Order, nga.:dahell:

:mindblown:And somebody sacrifice Chris Tucker to Satan already. fukk ngr don't wanna do Friday, fukk it ain't no use for u then. N take Bill Bellamy with u, shyt I'd gladly trade Tucker, Bellamy, DL Hughley, n Kevin Hart to get the demons off Eddie n Martin. All at one time, too, like in a helicopter crash or some shyt.:lawd:
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He calling those nikkas ******s like its normal :leon:
Man I bought two tix to Bad Boys 2 and bought popcorn n candy n drinx for a hoe. That's like $50, even back then. Until Marty Mart hand me $50 he's a hard R ngr in this piece. Ngaz on here actin like a buncha fukk ass comedians n celebrities pay they light bill or some shyt.

This drunk ass fgt know he been slangin sheetrock n macadamia nuts on the block for the past 20 yrs. Nga I likeded Thin Line Between Love n Hate so much I saw that bytch twice, at the age of 12. Celebrities always talkin sum, Man I jest want privacy, let the work speak for itself.

Okay, washed up scrubbin bubbles ass ngr, ur work sucks. Ur mfkn movies is lackin n that last comedy special was a goddamned disgrace. Do a motherfukking ckocksucking Bad Boys 3 with Eddie Murphy n get Xenu Smith all tf the way outta here with his bullshyt. Then end ur shyt on a high note n let Clive Davis drown ur drunk ass in a hot tub or some shyt so we don't have to watch u humiliate tf outta urself tap dancing for Kelsey Grammar's wack ass on FX for the next decade tryna afford gas for ur plane.
 
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