Martha Stewart trying to thirst trap at 81 (demonic revelations, 75% of tlr will smash)

[Jean toomer]

I thought y’all were lying! She’s legit 81!!!! Omg!

Wow. There really are no excuses

There are excuses…genes. Most of these women fall off a cliff at 30. She clearly has remarkable genes for a white woman in addition to some cosmetic work and living clean for 80 years. This woman is an outlier.

 

[Road20]

Martha look good. She has obviously taken good care of herself

 

[keond]

Nobody pointed out that bikini pic is Chelsea Handler, 50s old bytch and not Martha Stewart?

 

[BBG]

I'm 31 and a sexual deviant oldest I ever been with is 63, gotta see what 81 feel like to add to my book of lowlife achievements

 

[Black Mamba]

The Milk hasn’t gone that bad?
I mean yeah she 81 but how many 25 and up yr old cacs look worse than her
And don’t tell me the money cuz some of them got money

 

[Black Mamba]

BAHAHAHAHHA

 

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[NaijaProdigy Redux]

I'm 31 and a sexual deviant oldest I ever been with is 63, gotta see what 81 feel like to add to my book of lowlife achievements

this deserves its own thread

 

[Humble (Not) Mike Tyson]

Next shes gonna get a bbl like Modanna

Trying?

She better stop before I put her in a nursing home wit dis dizack

 

[shopthatwrecks]

eatin that mayo sandwich from the byke

 

[BangBike]

 

[Reflected]

What's her Ordinary regime looking like?

 

[old pig]

I remember someone saying snoop look like a dike she met in prison

 

[NoMorePie]

She's 81?

 

[downtheline]

She seems like the type to do Kegel exercises and practice good hygiene.

And, she makes a mean floral arrangement