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This guy Chris is nicest guy out here and Alyssa treating dude like he’s a straight demon:mjlol:

The fact that he's the most Forrest Gump nicest type of guy makes it 10x funnier. You see what she said when they were at the Tennis courts?

"Look at him, he points so aggressively it's making me nervous" :laff::laff::laff::laff::laff::laff::laff:

Literally throwing anything at the wall and hoping it sticks
 

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The fact that he's the most Forrest Gump nicest type of guy makes it 10x funnier. You see what she said when they were at the Tennis courts?

"Look at him, he points so aggressively it's making me nervous" :laff::laff::laff::laff::laff::laff::laff:

Literally throwing anything at the wall and hoping it sticks

he was probably talking to the producer about the view or some shyt and she was just straight up disgusted. What a vile woman:laff:

ps: anybody else noticed how all the women are flat chested this season? :ohhh:
lindsey doesn’t count :hhh:
 

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he was probably talking to the producer about the view or some shyt and she was just straight up disgusted. What a vile woman:laff:

ps: anybody else noticed how all the women are flat chested this season? :ohhh:
lindsey doesn’t count :hhh:


The other wives tried to check her on her being retarded, she started juelzing, and they had the face like :unimpressed::hubie: lmao


Now that I think about it, I think all the Wives from any season on this TV show that they casted was flat chested :ohhh:, outside of maybe 3 women total. Gotta think it's by design :patrice:
 

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Random Thoughts Watching the Episode
  • Alyssa really is delusional. Talking bout she doing her very best and she is trying. Based on the Pastor Cal opening and reading in between the lines the literally had to force Alyssa to spend time with Chris. Chris really damn near a saint for dealing with her gaslighting. She wants to be on the show and live in the apartment but doesnt want to live her husband. What show did she think she sign up for? She didnt sign up to make friends with the other girls. Alyssa created a version of Chris to justify hating him and dude hasnt done anything wrong other than exist. She hates him, calls him an a$$hole and he doing her dirty, but he has done anything but marry a shallow brat who isnt a nice person. Alyssa is the definition of white fragility and playing the victim. Alyssa trying to stay on the show as long as possible while interacting with her husband as little as possible.
  • for all Linsday faults, i give her credit for accepting Mark's apology and moving on.
  • Why do all the women in Mark's life treat him like shyt. How the fukk you kick somebody they house while they away on vacation. And your landlord was your mom figure that was at your wedding.
  • O acting like he an expert on horses. At times it seems like he forgets there are 2 ppl in a marriage and it requires compromise
  • Just like in real life the black ppl click up. That pretty much happens every season, every sunday in church and every high school cafeteria. Interesting hearing them break down some of the potential issues in the others relationships
 

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Michael and Jasmina make me tired man. He’s thinking too damn much and she has to be right all the time. Credit on this episode for him admitting his faults. She hasn’t extended any olive branch though lol.

She’s cold. I’m starting not to like her, especially after randomly backing up Alyssa :hhh:
 

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Michael and Jasmina make me tired man. He’s thinking too damn much and she has to be right all the time. Credit on this episode for him admitting his faults. She hasn’t extended any olive branch though lol.

She’s cold. I’m starting not to like her, especially after randomly backing up Alyssa :hhh:

I feel the same way. Something is off about her. She seems cold and stubborn. Already in that “I don’t think this is going to work out” shyt. The bruh looks like he’s trying though…her? Not sure.

this ALYSSA broad is retarded. How many times does she have to say that she’s a good person? She’s not fight in the brain. Shame on them for casting her.

Some of these people just aren’t marriage material.
 

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The other wives tried to check her on her being retarded, she started juelzing, and they had the face like :unimpressed::hubie: lmao


Now that I think about it, I think all the Wives from any season on this TV show that they casted was flat chested :ohhh:, outside of maybe 3 women total. Gotta think it's by design :patrice:

Seriously. I can’t remember a naturally full chested broad. They hating men. Or big tittied broads stay boo’d up.
 

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Seriously. I can’t remember a naturally full chested broad. They hating men. Or big tittied broads stay boo’d up.

Usually large boobs come with larger body type. And most guys want slim wives. Paige who married Chris had big boobs but he did not like her fuller figure.



Wait he said he did not like her face.
 

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Alyssa is retarded. No way she got through the screening and the producers thought “yea this will work”
It’s obvious the bytch was lying in her screenings… This bytch thinking this shyt is road rules and big brother… trying her best to get free shyt like living in the apartment by herself and going in the honey moon.. Like get this bytch off the show and like homie have a do over where the show producers go back and pick the next person in line…
 

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It’s obvious the bytch was lying in her screenings… This bytch thinking this shyt is road rules and big brother… trying her best to get free shyt like living in the apartment by herself and going in the honey moon.. Like get this bytch off the show and like homie have a do over where the show producers go back and pick the next person in line…

breh, I knew she was a weirdo from the get go. You can’t hide that crazy.
 
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