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Lindsey turned into a legit demon when Mark told her she needs to turn it down


You know you a crazy woman when her own father was like

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"Good luck with her"
Nah she checked the fukk out of him tho.. like wait you having sex with the chic and she digging you now you want to switch up? She didn’t even have to think about the shyt she said to him either.. Told fam word? Ok cool, stop farting in bed, stop backing up the toilet, stop eating with your mouth open.. etc she ran that list off top, had dude stunned :mjlol:
 

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Nah she checked the fukk out of him tho.. like wait you having sex with the chic and she digging you now you want to switch up? She didn’t even have to think about the shyt she said to him either.. Told fam word? Ok cool, stop farting in bed, stop backing up the toilet, stop eating with your mouth open.. etc she ran that list off top, had dude stunned :mjlol:


I think he worded it wrong. He shouldn't have said "Take it slow". That is probably the worst thing to say to a woman when the energy is going great. Kills the mood. He should have simply said "I love how everything's going, but take it down a notch sometimes"... That's it

But I'm sorry, if she was a normal woman, she would have just asked "Ok why?" and have a conversation like an adult :mjlol:
 

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I think he worded it wrong. He shouldn't have said "Take it slow". That is probably the worst thing to say to a woman when the energy is going great. Kills the mood. He should have simply said "I love how everything's going, but take it down a notch sometimes"... That's it

But I'm sorry, if she was a normal woman, she would have just asked "Ok why?" and have a conversation like an adult :mjlol:
No doubt but she basically told dude he need to take it down a bit too and stop being sloppy :mjlol:

he should be embarrassed :mjlol:
 

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Chicks a psycho. And doesn’t respect him. Imagine someone saying u clogging the toilet on blast for the world to know lol. Nah chick is off. There’s a reason she single.
Bro he don’t respect himself to doing that in front of a chick he just met… it’s a two way street breh… You can’t be telling a chic you going to romance her, after smashing her all weekend and then get cold feet talking about let’s pull back in the same breath… Call her what you want but she keeping homeboy honest… He’s an immature dude and he need a chic like that to tell him about himself when he gets out of pocket
 

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Chicks a psycho. And doesn’t respect him. Imagine someone saying u clogging the toilet on blast for the world to know lol. Nah chick is off. There’s a reason she single.

Yea. That shyt woulda pissed me off. She’s the type to secretly poison your food. Can’t trust her.
 

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Bro he don’t respect himself to doing that in front of a chick he just met… it’s a two way street breh… You can’t be telling a chic you going to romance her, after smashing her all weekend and then get cold feet talking about let’s pull back in the same breath… Call her what you want but she keeping homeboy honest… He’s an immature dude and he need a chic like that to tell him about himself when he gets out of pocket

:hhh: Farting and clogging toilets is immaturity?
 

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:hhh: Farting and clogging toilets is immaturity?
Umm yeah especially if you doing that type of shyt in front of someone you literally just met… You dudes exposing yourselves every time you post lmaooo. This ain’t the hill you want to die on breh :mjlol:
 

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Umm yeah especially if you doing that type of shyt in front of someone you literally just met… You dudes exposing yourselves every time you post lmaooo. This ain’t the hill you want to die on breh :mjlol:

People don’t shyt? They don’t fart? Not even in the same category of the shirt she does. And as a married man….all that shyt is regular shyt. They aren’t “dating”. They are married.
 

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People don’t shyt? They don’t fart? Not even in the same category of the shirt she does. And as a married man….all that shyt is regular shyt. They aren’t “dating”. They are married.
My guy THEY.JUST.MET under no circumstance are you farting in the bed and clogging up the toilet in front of someone you barely even know… It’s one thing if they were married for a yr, 2,3,4,5+ years but nah they only been married 2 fukkin weeks and literally just met 2 weeks ago.. :gucci:
 

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My guy THEY.JUST.MET under no circumstance are you farting in the bed and clogging up the toilet in front of someone you barely even know… It’s one thing if they were married for a yr, 2,3,4,5+ years but nah they only been married 2 fukkin weeks and literally just met 2 weeks ago.. :gucci:


And yet thry are married. You’re applying conventional relationship shift to an unconventional relationship. The shyt she’s on is never acceptable ever. He clogging toilets like he’s doing it intentionally. Give me a break.
 
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